Tango Humour

Sample and discuss dances beyond Ceroc and Modern Jive...
Tango, Salsa, West Coast Swing, Lindy, Ballroom, Ceilidh, Gum boot dancing, Line dancing, Morris dancing, etc...
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Yes, it is possible.

Ghost's done a great start with the "Simpson's Guide To Tango" :)

Anyone else want to provide some examples?
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Which of the Marx brothers was into Tango?

Why, Gancho Marx, of course. :nice:

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Zuhal wrote:Which of the Marx brothers was into Tango?

Why, Gancho Marx, of course. :nice:

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Which of the Seven Dwarfs was into Tango?

Why, Grumpy, of course. :nice:

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David Bailey wrote:OK, this one's... interesting...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yBd1rUhG ... re=channel
Charmingly surreal. Keep watching till the end.

Who says tango dancers don't know how to take the p*** out of themselves? Almost literally, in this case.

Shame she didn't realise her dress was tucked into her knickers, though. :whistle: :D
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Q: Why did the Tango Chicken cross the road?

A: It didn't - it was so busy trying to figure out how to walk properly that it got flattened by a bus.
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Q. How many Tango dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?











A. 31. One to change the bulb, and thirty to create a committee to decide the conventions needed concerning wattage, fitment and exactly where the bulb should be held when it is being rotated.
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StokeBloke wrote:Q. How many Tango dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?











A. 31. One to change the bulb, and thirty to create a committee to decide the conventions needed concerning wattage, fitment and exactly where the bulb should be held when it is being rotated.


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