Death by chocolate!!!

[Grant]

Originally posted by Sheena
blessed with a stutter thanks to the chocolate bisuit advert

chocolate bisuit advert? - never seen it

It amazes me that Miss Marple watches ITV and you do not

ITV? - never seen it

And anyway - Grant - you were in London weren't you??????? When everyone was doing this to "poor" Steven and making him blush.................

my attention must have been elsewhere at the time

So sorry, guess again

ah well, perhaps my judgement was clouded by you both being witty and intelligent. I think I better stop guessing before I start making the bumbling inspector clouseau look intelligent as well.

- it's not me wot writ it

careful - you'll have Heather on your case.

Grant

[CJ]

The MAd girls are on holiday, and Miss M. has been quiet...

Coincidence you say?

Think it over, campers, think it over!!

[Miss Marple]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
The MAd girls are on holiday, and Miss M. has been quiet...

Coincidence you say?

Think it over, campers, think it over!!

How dare you besmirch my character by associating ME with those MAd women!!!
Besides, an old age pensioner like myself could not possibly afford to holiday in such exotic locations as Greece!!
Let me just tell you that I have been far too busy, assisting the esteemed Inspector Clouseau in his deliberations, helping him to work out the identity of the Cereal Killer.
All will be revealed in the fullness of time.

Miss Marple.

[Graham]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
The MAd girls are on holiday, and Miss M. has been quiet...

Coincidence you say?

Even more of a coincidence that she then pops up to refute your allegation right when at least one of the MAd girls is interrupting her holiday with a trip to an internet cafe!!

[linda]

Originally posted by Graham
at least one of the MAd girls is interrupting her holiday with a trip to an internet cafe!!

Nice try but afraid not, Graham. Isn't Miss Marple clever though? Everybody knows we're in Greece. Trust me, we have better things to do with our time here.
Imagine this, the Dundee MAd crew surrounded by handsome young Greek toyboys, with bodies you could only dream about (that's for you Wendy)and boy can they dance!!!!!!
(but then who wants to dance with them)
Just as well Miss Marple killed us off, and released us from our vow of celebacy, although I did lose the key to my suitcase!!Alas 3 are now 2 as Sheena is at home now and will shortly be making an appearance in Aberdeen, strutting her stuff and modelling all the new tops she bought in Greece.
Must go now our Greek dancers are calling

Love
Linda

[Graham]

Originally posted by linda
Nice try but afraid not, Graham.

Hmm. Still suspicious if you ask me. Still, I suppose Miss Marple could have been waiting around for Heather to log on so that she could post at the same time and deliberately throw us off the track.

Anyway, glad you're enjoying your holiday - looking forward to seeing your all-over tan when you get back!

[DavidY]

Apologies for resurrecting an old thread 2 years after the last post... but I thought some more recent members might like to see it. Be warned there's a lot of pages to get through.

It harks back to the days when posts on this forum were often about folks in Scotland.

Plus I still want to find out who did it...

[John S]

Plus I still want to find out who did it...

AND WHO WAS MISS MARPLE?????

[John S]

I know this is a very old thread (maybe that's why it appeals to me:sick but is there anyone still around on the Forum who knows who Miss Marple is/was?

[Heather]

I know this is a very old thread (maybe that's why it appeals to me:sick but is there anyone still around on the Forum who knows who Miss Marple is/was?

It was me and Linda, John , I wrote it when I was off work for six months having my nervous breakdown .... laughter is the cure for depression and me and Linda spent most of my better days writing this stuff.... I thought EVERYBODY knew who Miss Marple was !! Actually it was Brady who first sussed me out... he knew for a good few months before everyone else.
I had thought of attempting something similar recently, there are a few people I'd quite like to murder off at the moment... but that's what stopped me...I thought everyone would guess it was me again !!
Anyway, nice to see the thread resurrected, and I hope it brings backs a few memories and some laughs for all who were involved in the plotlines.

Cheers everybody,

Heather xx