An interesting article in the Independent today:
Cleavage: how low do you go? - Features, Fashion - The Independent
My eyebrow was raised when I saw this sentence:
"There is nothing prettier than a couple of ripe, juicy young breasts bursting out of a tight top (though showing a nipple is perhaps a centimetre too far)"
Firstly, I was surprised (I am so old fashioned and live in a cocooned little world where the five of us go down to smugglers cove, come back and eat sandwiches with lashings of Skippy coming to the rescue if I get stuck down the old mine shaft) that a woman would write like this: it's very Clarksonesque (mind you - he is a tad 'old fashioned' as well).
Maybe she had read someone's post on this forum from yesterday about:
"gazing at the low cut top she is wearing with her bosoms overflowing like whipped cream". (see http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...tml#post485269)
Secondly, maybe she should have used 'inch' instead of centimetre.
Thirdly, maybe there are prettier things.
Fourthly - 'juicy'? (As in milk?).
Dunno - what do you think?
The most attractive/outrageous I've seen, but not touched, was a pair of braces from waist to shoulder and I'm sure a bit of double sided tape to keep the nipples just covered all night.
PS,
she belonged to someone else, so I behaved myself.
Being a woman of ample bosom (what, you hadn't noticed?) there's one thing that really upsets me.
Take two identical tops. Lets say a vest top from Marks & Spencers, with a round lowish neck. If a woman with small or medium boobs wears a top like this under a suit, it looks absolutely fine. Perhaps showing the very top of a cleavage, just to be feminine, but without looking tarty.
Put the same top on me and it's a different story. Then I get the plss taken out of me at work, with the blokes telling me to "Put them away", etc.
Basically, unless you want to wear roll neck jumpers all through the summer, your boobs are pretty much on show when you have bigguns. But what's annoying is constantly being accused of "showing them off" when actually, that's the last thing I want...at work at any rate.
Have you seen Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled?
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
To be honest, that isn't my idea of fun. It might, of course, be yours - but I always though that hell was supposed to be more of a punishment than a holiday camp for French fetishists with masochistic tendencies? I've no idea what list of endless delights one might have to look forward to in hell, I'm pretty sure that it'll have nothing in common with any lists of things one might find remotely enjoyable....
M&S are in trouble for something else too...
This bit made me laugh:
One shopper wrote: 'It's about equality, dammit.' Another member claims the campaign had 'an immediate impact' on M&S boss Stuart Rose - claiming he has looked 'like a man clobbered by the full force of our collective breasts'.
I'm so glad you pointed this out, its a fact, the same clothes look completely different depending on what size boobs you have.
I wore a plain white fitted Tshirt a couple of weeks ago and got three comments in one day. (before anyone says anything, I had a bra on!) Now I feel embarrassed to wear it again
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She showed a lot of clevage in "The Rocky Horror Show"
Did you prefer her in the virginial white combo or the black suspenders combo?
I think it's from the God Pan - who had horns and was a bit of a lad.
We get the word "panic" from the god Pan too.
Also he had cloven feet and was likened to the devil.
The devil lives in Hell
Sexy as hell, horny
So underneath that mild-mannered, demure exterior, you're actually a demon temptress succubus from hell, trying to tempt poor innocent men into eternal darkness and suffering?
I honestly would never have guessed!
Seriously!
Never in a million years!
Bit of a turn-up for the books, that one...
Are there any other people with secret identities on this forum that I should perhaps know about?
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