Sucroscillation (n), the little shake that people give a packet of sugar or artificial sweetener to settle the contents before they rip it open.
Deja View (n), repeats on television
Trappease (n), the official name for questions like "Does this make my bum look fat"
Platomasochism (n), touching the plate after the waiter told you it was hot
Premaidication (n), tidying up before the cleaner arrives
Petois (n), the silly language people use when talking to their pets
Redicence (n), the reluctance of tomato ketchup to emerge from the bottle
Fibrato (n), the insincere tone you get on support when the user is being polite
Bumpursuit (v), following someone walking through a car park in the hope you can take their space
Deariliction (n), forgetting your wedding anniversary
Oughta-culture (n), buying things in a garden shop, but never planting them
Gimmeanor (n), the behavour of people in the service industry looking for a tip.
Surrenderhippity (n), the change of behaviour going from being a teenager to a parent of teenagers
Deniet(n), being obese, but claiming it has nothing to do with just eating too much
Asunderstudy (n), the new spouse of your former spouse
Photigue (n), the way parents never take as many photos of their second child compared to the first
Tumfoolery (n), the male reflex of sucking your stomach in and sticking your chest out when introduced to a good looking woman
Carkisses (n), the marks on pillars in multi-story car parks
Photoyearnalism (n), selecting the photos of yourself that make you look better than you are
Midam (adj), too old to be a "Miss", too young to be a "Ma'am"
Detroitus (adj), what is left after an American car falls apart
Winny (n), the noise made by someone who has just won a phone-in competition on the radio
Reelmorse (n), the regret you feel when you realise you were taken in by the hype of the film critics
Exiquette (n), the polite way of avoiding your boss at the company Christmas party
Demurrency (n), bank notes that have been rejected by a vending machine
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