6 letter word game...

[Jay Jay]

that didn't please Matron (Had to ditch 2 letters)

She wasn't pleased with the format at all.....she started giving enemas to those that didn 't particularly need them just to get rid of a few of the casualties..........she had a home to go to

[Jay Jay]

that didn't please Matron (Had to ditch 2 letters)

She wasn't pleased with the format at all.....she started offering enemas to those that didn't need them just to get rid of a few of the casualties..........she had a home to go to

[Maxine]

She wasn't pleased with the format at all.....she started offering enemas to those that didn't need them just to get rid of a few of the casualties..........she had a home to go to

Then gave them all a formal warning of anal examinations

[MarkW]

Then gave them all a formal warning of anal examinations

It was all most amoral. But strangely no one was complaining.

[Maxine]

It was all most amoral. But strangely no one was complaining.

Well let’s face it none of them have any morals

[Jay Jay]

Well let’s face it none of them have any morals

....but then again, the thought of a body examination was lifting the morale a bit.....

[Maxine]

....but then again, the thought of a body examination was lifting the morale a bit.....

And got a strange pleasure as he watched in anticipation as the matron reload the enema

[Swinging bee]

Now that's enought of all this ARSING about....

[MarkW]

And got a strange pleasure as he watched in anticipation as the matron reload the enema

'Hey ho, another day another dollar for a beautiful young dancer having to scrape a living somehow' he thought. 'Now where's that stethoscope hiding?'

[thainmaggiet]

One drunk lay dormant on a trolley.....

Sorry I can't count

[JiveLad]

'Hey ho, another day another dollar for a beautiful young dancer having to scrape a living somehow' he thought. 'Now where's that stethoscope hiding?'

"I'm over here" said the stethoscope.

"Where are you Stewart? I can't see you?" he said

"I was listening to the Planet Suite - and I got into Uranus - and that's where I am now"

At this point he started to wonder how Stewart the Stethoscope learned to talk - and hel felt himself sweating and geting hot under the collar and

[rubyred]

'Hey ho, another day another dollar for a beautiful young dancer having to scrape a living somehow' he thought. 'Now where's that stethoscope hiding?'

'Why Doctor it's wraped around your collar would you like me to unwrap it for you?' said the svelte tango dancer trying to make her living from preforming wherever she could to make a crust.

[rubyred]

"I'm over here" said the stethoscope.

"Where are you Stewart? I can't see you?" he said

"I was listening to the Planet Suite - and I got into Uranus - and that's where I am now"

At this point he started to wonder how Stewart the Stethoscope learned to talk - and hel felt himself sweating and geting hot under the collar and

Great minds hey and then theirs ours

Ok ...

....needed to cool down and went down to cellar where he knew the cold beers would be kept chilled only as he walk down the dank steps he shuddered and as he turned around....

[JiveLad]

Great minds hey and then theirs ours

Ok ...

....needed to cool down and went down to cellar where he knew the cold beers would be kept chilled only as he walk down the dank steps he shuddered and as he turned around....

he jumped as he saw standing in the corner, the woman who had been stalking him for the last few weeks, holding a candle and wearing a tight green latex outfit. Her eyes were piercing cobalt blue and her lipstick was a deep blood red.

"Come here, come here young man" she beckoned, "and cradle me"

[Maxine]

he jumped as he saw standing in the corner, the woman who had been stalking him for the last few weeks, holding a candle and wearing a tight green latex outfit. Her eyes were piercing cobalt blue and her lipstick was a deep blood red.

"Come here, come here young man" she beckoned, "and cradle me"

He fell for her charm and her choice of fashion but was unaware that she thought him to be drugs dealer and that she hoped she could pay for his goods by other means

[Jay Jay]

He fell for her charm and her choice of fashion but was unaware that she thought him to be drugs dealer and that she hoped she could pay for his goods by other means

As much as he would of dearly liked to have strung her along for a bit...he thought better of it, 'I'm only here for the beer' he answered...

[MarkW]

As much as he would of dearly liked to have strung her along for a bit...he thought better of it, 'I'm only here for the beer' he answered...

'What a dreary world' she exclaimed 'my life is like a plot that keeps losing its thread'

[Jay Jay]

'What a dreary world' she exclaimed 'my life is like a plot that keeps losing its thread'

'If you think your life is losing the plot, you should reread the threads on the forum - no comparison!'

[MarkW]

'If you think your life is losing the plot, you should reread the threads on the forum - no comparison!'

But if I tried that it would render me unconscious.

[Jay Jay]

But if I tried that it would render me unconscious.

...but then we would have to resend you to the asylum and we have only just got them to clear you from any further experiments