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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    A £300 phone top up
    £300? You're VERY keen for her to call you

    But far too generous... She couldn't possibly accept.

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowWhite View Post
    Sorry, used ear plugs are only acceptable if covered in very old, cold earwax, left forgotten under the spare bed for a while and have liberal covering of dust and dead bugs attached. Please ensure this is sorted before you...

    Chuck em in!
    ok have been working on that all day yesterday:
    - I have rolled them in a small piece of mouldy bread
    - I have been fishing (my new passion in the absence of dancing ), and used the mouldy-bread-with-plugs on my hook as a bite for the fish; I caught a big red fish and retrieved the plugs from his mouth (so they're covered in mould and fish saliva now)
    - I have dipped them in crude oil (my grandma said it was the best way to keep the saliva intact underneath)
    - I have rolled them patiently on a rotten, wormy piece of wood and have englued 7 little worms in the crude on the fish saliva on the mouldy plugs
    - I have left them to dry on a dusty helideck. For your information, the 'dust' consists mainly of bats' ****. So we have batshit on 7 little worms in the crude on the fish saliva on the mouldy plugs.
    - Since there was still one worm wiggling in the batshit on the crude, I asked the lab technician to put a drop of sulfuric acid on it. To my satisfaction, the recalcitrant worm stopped wiggling. (If can't dance here, nobody else can).

    Now I am confident that my plugs are worthy of the Witty Ears.

    I trust Miss SnowWhite that Her High Authority will acknowledge that my endeavours clearly exceeds Her requirements aforementioned and hence...

    I chuck'em in!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro
    [... description of ear-plugs worthy of Witty's ears snipped ...]
    You might think those ear-plugs are now disgusting and nasty, but she'll need them when she plays the CD I've got for her – David Hasselhoff's Jump In My Car.
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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    I trust Miss SnowWhite that Her High Authority will acknowledge that my endeavours clearly exceeds Her requirements aforementioned and hence...

    I chuck'em in!


    Quality control deem these items are now suitable...

    Chuck em in!!!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    You might think those ear-plugs are now disgusting and nasty, but she'll need them when she plays the CD I've got for her – David Hasselhoff's Jump In My Car.
    She's almost not worthy of such a thoughtful gift....


    But hey - it's Witty

    Chuck it in!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowWhite View Post


    But hey - it's Witty
    This just gets better and better

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    I'm sorry Snow White - my husband gave her a Chelsea vs Barcelona souvenir scarf last night and it was NEW

    Still, he wasn't to know, was he?
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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I'm sorry Snow White - my husband gave her a Chelsea vs Barcelona souvenir scarf last night and it was NEW

    Still, he wasn't to know, was he?


    Lory, you cannot possibly be held accountable for the irresponsible ways of your husband.

    I'm prepared to let the matter rest...

    1 unused Chelesea vs Barcelona souvenir scarf (that obviously has been waiting to be palmed off onto some poor unsuspecting victim )

    Has been Chucked in!

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