Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

[CJ]

A present for Witty's birthday?!?

Yeah, I'd give her one.

[SnowWhite]

A present for Witty's birthday?!?

Yeah, I'd give her one.

But honey... She wanted something special!

[WittyBird]

A present for Witty's birthday?!?

Yeah, I'd give her one.

Join the queue babe

But honey... She wanted something special!

And something that lasts longer than a couple of minutes

Oh I do, From a Pm I rec'd think I might be getting something special

[Mostlysane]

Thought: You could always add some antiseptic wipes to your wish list...

Or you could just swill it in your vodka first. that'll kill most of the germs.

(WB said it was safe to say that. And i know we can always trust her).

[SnowWhite]

Or you could just swill it in your vodka first. that'll kill most of the germs.

(WB said it was safe to say that. And i know we can always trust her).

Will certainly taste better for her that way

Good thinking though...

'Used' glass of vodka

Chuck it in!

[CJ]

Join the queue babe

I thought you'd stopped doing line-ups!!

I have a grape skin, as found on my kitchen floor, which my daughter lovingly sucked 'til it was empty then spat out once she had finished with it. I would like to add this to Witty's collection...

[Gav]

Join the queue babe

A waiting room number dispenser to keep all those blokes in order?

[Mostlysane]

'Used' glass of vodka

Chuck it in!

Isn't a used glass of vodka an empty one? It certainly would be in wb's case. that wouldn't work very well as a disinfectant...

[SnowWhite]

I thought you'd stopped doing line-ups!!

I have a grape skin, as found on my kitchen floor, which my daughter lovingly sucked 'til it was empty then spat out once she had finished with it. I would like to add this to Witty's collection...

She'll love it - a used grape skin, pretty sure that's the only type of used skin she doesn't have in her collection...

Chuck it in!

[SnowWhite]

A waiting room number dispenser to keep all those blokes in order?

From what I've heard, she don't need any help keeping her blokes in order

[SnowWhite]

Isn't a used glass of vodka an empty one? It certainly would be in wb's case. that wouldn't work very well as a disinfectant...

Back to the antiseptic wipes then...

[Cruella]

She'll love it - a used grape skin, pretty sure that's the only type of used skin she doesn't have in her collection...

Chuck it in!

Not the only one that's been sucked dry (and spat out) either!

[WittyBird]

Not the only one that's been sucked dry (and spat out) either!

Easy Tiger

[cutey]

A tall dark hansom man with a fantastic body, loves eating chocolate, drinks alot of alcohol, enjoys dancing and pure fun from life... wrapped up, with a big bow and a pint of beer ready and waiting!
Oh sorry hun back to reality.....

Cutey x

[Beowulf]

A tall dark hansom man with a fantastic body, loves eating chocolate, drinks alot of alcohol, enjoys dancing and pure fun from life... wrapped up, with a big bow and a pint of beer ready and waiting!
Oh sorry hun back to reality.....

Cutey x

sorry (a) I'm tea total and (b) I'm taken

[stewart38]

A £300 phone top up

[Sparkles]

A £300 phone top up

£3000 ... more like it

[Twirly]

A tall dark hansom man with a fantastic body, loves eating chocolate, drinks alot of alcohol, enjoys dancing and pure fun from life... wrapped up, with a big bow and a pint of beer ready and waiting!
Oh sorry hun back to reality.....

Cutey x

Hansom - are you suggesting a cab driver? Might be useful I guess.

sorry (a) I'm tea total and (b) I'm taken

You've been taken where?

[Little Monkey]

I can offer Witty a pair of glow-in-the-dark pink ears on a hairband (that have lost their glow), and a 'make your own border collie kit' consisting of all the dog hair in my hoover.

Sheepy would like to throw in a CD of the cheeky girls (only played once!), which is incredibly generous.....

PS - if you're lucky I will also give you all of Sheepy's horrible pyjama style trousers, and half his old sock collection!

[SnowWhite]

I can offer Witty a pair of glow-in-the-dark pink ears on a hairband (that have lost their glow), and a 'make your own border collie kit' consisting of all the dog hair in my hoover.

Sheepy would like to throw in a CD of the cheeky girls (only played once!), which is incredibly generous.....

PS - if you're lucky I will also give you all of Sheepy's horrible pyjama style trousers, and half his old sock collection!

Glow-in-the-dark(without glow) pink ears and border collie hair - all we need now is some glue and we have a perfect set of werewolf ears on a hairband...

Chuck em in!

Cheeky girls CD - They're her favourite

Chuck em in!

I have concerns about Sheepy being seen without trousers, so you'd better keep them.
Who gets the other half of the old sock collection?