Lol, I was married for long enough to recognise all of those.
Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy deliberately pretending I didn't understand though.
WORDS WOMEN USE
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right
and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",
for the woman's response refer to # 3.
Lol, I was married for long enough to recognise all of those.
Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy deliberately pretending I didn't understand though.
And i've dated enough girls to know it too.
funny ha ha - when a man says whatever, that does not mean the same as a woman saying it. A man saying it means, he is not sure what your talking about but thats fine.
Can I add one?
10. "How do I look?" This is actually a trick question. She knows full well that a guy cannot answer satisfactorily to this question. a) If he says "Wonderful" she thinks "Something's up - he's sleeping with someone else and feels guilty" then proceed to the result of point d). b) If he says "Fine"... well, we have all seen how deceptive this word can be. c) If he is hesitant, she knows instantly that he doesn't like the outfit or thinks it unflattering, she proceeds with "You don't like it, do you?" and eventually ends in the same way as d) If he says "Terrible" then he has handed her carte blanche to scratch out both of his eyes, knee him in the unmentionables and run off with his credit card.
Last edited by Wouldbe; 18th-March-2007 at 03:34 PM. Reason: Missed out a bit!
Well, I shall certainly be entertained by the mental image of a woman biting off her own nose for quite some time to come...
im sure we could come up with some much better ways to entertain you
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