Originally Posted by
Trouble
Well thats an interesting question.
Would men like it if us women eyed up their crutch all the time. Should they have such tight trousers on that there is something to eye up, should they wear baggy ones to avoid the gaze or would they just love it... you tell me
Mind you, physically, its quite difficult to be dancing with a guy and eye up his big mans toy area (well if they are lucky to be big or have purchase the pants for enhancement )........ i prefer to give them a quick slap on the ass..... TIGHT BUNS --- cant beat it....makes me feel better anyway
To be honest, when I'm dancing with someone I'm not sure why they would want to look at my junk! Although I have been on the receiving end of Trouble's Tight Buns Quality Control method on a couple of occasions. As for wearing trousers that are extra tight to encourage the new dancefloor sport of gooley ogling (or is it packet twitching?) - girls, you get to a certain age and you're just happy that women notice that you're still alive!! Ahhh, the long, inevitable, slow and slippery decent towards waking up as a Palmer Violet sucking, denture clacking, coffin-dodger.
"Never mind looking at my packet, can you help me empty my bag?"
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