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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    What about some of these . . . .
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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by DD+ View Post

    But can give plenty freebie


    And a FAB dance

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by DD+ View Post

    But can give plenty freebie
    Yeah baby! you're coming to Camber aint ya?

    Quote Originally Posted by Northants Girly View Post
    What about some of these . . . .
    Nah already tried they don't work

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    I've got a pair of (used) ear plugs here (don't worry Witty my ears are very clean) , thought it might be useful at weekenders if you want to sleep while other people are in the chalet...

    Can I chuck'em in ?

    oh Witty you are so lucky you'll have plenty of b-day presents

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    I've got 2 large old sofa's for her but she'll have to pick them up herself and I can't wrap them (although I will stick a bow on them, if she picks them up before my new ones arrive and i'll even throw in some curtains too)

    Not that I'm trying to get rid of them or anything like that

    Failing that, anyone else want them?
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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by DD+ View Post
    I've got a few dogends in the ashtray - all i can offer at present! Skint as uppers

    You don't state which end of the dog....

    Not to worry - she ain't fussy, chuck em in!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    I've got a pair of (used) ear plugs here (don't worry Witty my ears are very clean) , thought it might be useful at weekenders if you want to sleep while other people are in the chalet...

    Can I chuck'em in ?
    Sorry, used ear plugs are only acceptable if covered in very old, cold earwax, left forgotten under the spare bed for a while and have liberal covering of dust and dead bugs attached. Please ensure this is sorted before you...

    Chuck em in!
    Last edited by SnowWhite; 19th-October-2006 at 05:19 PM.

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I've got 2 large old sofa's for her but she'll have to pick them up herself and I can't wrap them (although I will stick a bow on them, if she picks them up before my new ones arrive and i'll even throw in some curtains too)

    Not that I'm trying to get rid of them or anything like that

    Failing that, anyone else want them?
    Are you suggesting that 1 large old sofa isn't enough for her ample rear end? That's just harsh!!!

    Can I ask... Why would you want to 'throw' in your curtains? Even Witty uses a bucket!!!
    However, curtains in that state...

    Chuck em in!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowWhite View Post
    Are you suggesting that 1 large old sofa isn't enough for her ample rear end? That's just harsh!!!
    Cheeky biatch

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    I'm sure she will let you have a sniff if ou ask nicely
    Charming.

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Charming.
    And your point is?

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    I've got some duck tape for her.
    It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!
    Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change )
    Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    I've got some duck tape for her.
    It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!]

    Like your thinking - you got the extra strong stuff then!

    [Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change ) ]

    Presume you have quite a lot...!

    [Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.
    Chuck it in!

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    I've got some duck tape for her.
    It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!
    Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change )
    Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.
    Cheeky Mare - Pot, Kettle & Black comes to mind

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    How about a Beagle I found wandering about outside HLS? Could save valuable sparking up time for WB if she trains it up well?

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

    http://www.ohmibod.com/

    Problem sorted

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mostlysane View Post
    I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

    http://www.ohmibod.com/

    Problem sorted
    that was a secret

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mostlysane View Post
    I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

    http://www.ohmibod.com/

    Problem sorted
    hmmm...

    Chuck it in

    (Disclaimer: SnowWhite has already proven herself willing to risk her own personal health and welfare testing chocolates to ensure quality - are you really gonna want this after it's been tested WB... )

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowWhite View Post
    hmmm...

    Chuck it in

    (Disclaimer: SnowWhite has already proven herself willing to risk her own personal health and welfare testing chocolates to ensure quality - are you really gonna want this after it's been tested WB... )
    2nd thoughts then

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    Re: Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    2nd thoughts then
    Thought: You could always add some antiseptic wipes to your wish list...

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