Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

[SnowWhite]

So as to avoid taking over the 'What have I learnt' thread, I propose we start a new one.

What would you like to include in Witty's Birthday Prezzie?

So far we have...

1 box of half-eaten (but fully tested and safe) chocolates, rewrapped.

1 pack of dusty, slightly soggy crisps that were lovely when first opened...

Anyone else got something they would like to palm off (oops!) I mean give to Witty for her birthday

[WittyBird]

I have an empty bottle of wine and some mouldy cheese

[Dizzy]

Some old, worn-out dance shoes
rotten cabbage


oops, sorry....wrong thread

[SnowWhite]

I have an empty bottle of wine and some mouldy cheese

I hope it's not the bottle you were throwing on the floor when I rang the other night...

We also now have...

1 Antony... Gift wrapped, with rather large pink bow

[WittyBird]

We also now have...

1 Antony... Gift wrapped, with rather large pink bow

Now your talking Am I allowed more than 1 man gift wrapped?

[SnowWhite]

Now your talking Am I allowed more than 1 man gift wrapped?

Course you are hon... Just not any more of mine!

[ducasi]

Anyone else got something they would like to palm off (oops!) I mean give to Witty for her birthday

I have a box with some Boot's cosmetic stuff in it – I got it as a freebie when I bought an umbrella.

I've taken all the blokey stuff out of it, but it's still got all this girly stuff some of which I've no idea what you're meant to do with...

[SnowWhite]

I have a box with some Boot's cosmetic stuff in it – I got it as a freebie when I bought an umbrella.

I've taken all the blokey stuff out of it, but it's still got all this girly stuff some of which I've no idea what you're meant to do with...

Sounds perfect (if a little over-generous!) Chuck it in!!

[SnowWhite]

Some old, worn-out dance shoes

oops, sorry....wrong thread

Right thread!

I'm sure the shoes would be absolutely perfect, what girl wouldn't want a brand new pair of old, worn-out dance shoes...

Chuck 'em in

[drathzel]

i have a half eaten banana in front of me she can have!

[Beowulf]

Just a health and safety warning.

IF you decide to bake a cake for a hunky male to jump out of.. remember to put him in AFTER it's baked.

Oh the trouble I got into for that one ...

[SnowWhite]

i have a half eaten banana in front of me she can have!

Like your thinking...

But I'm gonna leave you to wrap that one. Gotta feeling the excitement she'd feel when she saw it wrapped would be no match for the crushing disappointment upon opening

Second thoughts....

chuck it in!

[fletch]

I have already got Witty prezzie

you know how organised I like to be, but


I have a few old pairs of tights I could throw in they have only been warn a couple of times the gussets are in tact, it will save her ringing me on way to wherever we go asking me to stop off and get some from ASDA

[SnowWhite]

I have already got Witty prezzie

you know how organised I like to be, but


I have a few old pairs of tights I could throw in they have only been warn a couple of times the gussets are in tact, it will save her ringing me on way to wherever we go asking me to stop off and get some from ASDA

With the added bonus of being useful next time she does her banking! (mind you - tights... she'll need to take a mate with her , or a pair of scissors )

Chuck em in!

[Beowulf]

As I am skint but down in London very soon I'll just have to give her one of these


A BIG HUG

[SnowWhite]

As I am skint but down in London very soon I'll just have to give her one of these


A BIG HUG

Hey - no!

Just give it to me, I'll pass it on.... Trust me!

Chuck it in!

[Trousers]

I have a few old pairs of tights I could throw in they have only been warn a couple of times the gussets are in tact,:wink

What a shame!
. . . . . . . . . . I mean really?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wow!

do like that word gusset

[fletch]

What a shame!


do like that word gusset

I'm sure she will let you have a sniff if ou ask nicely



So what you throwing in

[WittyBird]

This is just soooo funny

[DD+]

I've got a few dogends in the ashtray - all i can offer at present! Skint as uppers

But can give plenty freebie