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    Why do single women have cats ?

    Over the years and following extensive research I notice a lot of single women have cats

    I want to know why ?

    Are they less demanding then men ? I wouldn’t have thought so. They meow at regular intervals for food or let me in /out in etc

    Are they more loyal then men ? .Wouldn’t have thought so . If they get a free meal with a nice cosy fire somewhere else and you will never see them again ? Unless you shake a packet of dry whiskers outside your house at 1am or go ‘looking’ they wouldn’t come back ?

    Do they make better bed fellows then men ? Well unless your dating a 2ft midget wouldn’t have thought so as you may squash them if you roll over and I think they can ‘snore’ to.

    Maybe cats remind single women of men i.e. leave their crap everywhere and will show total affection when they want something ?

    It’s a funny world, ive got no research re single men and cats

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?



    I aint got no cats, dogs, fish, hampsters, anything but I do have two kids maybe thats why I have nothing to stroke


    only Joe when I have clippped his hair

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post


    I aint got no cats, dogs, fish, hampsters, anything but I do have two kids maybe thats why I have nothing to stroke


    only Joe when I have clippped his hair
    You do your stroking in the blues room don't you babe

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Q) Why do women go out with Stuart?
    A) Because they haven't met the right cat.
    Meeeeoooowwww

    Why women prefer cats - General - www.theage.com.au

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Miguel View Post
    Q) Why do women go out with Stuart?
    A) Because they haven't met the right cat.
    Meeeeoooowwww

    Why women prefer cats - General - www.theage.com.au
    who is stuart ?

    from STEWART38 (still looking 38)

    your being a sour puss

    Bet your lapping it up

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    As a sad, overlooked, dried-up desperado with 4 (5?) cats ...

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Are they less demanding then men ? I wouldn’t have thought so. They meow at regular intervals for food or let me in /out in etc
    Sure, but they are MUCH easier to ignore - and smaller than me. Even if they do jump on the bed at 3 am, at least they aren't reeking of curry. And they don't leave the loo seat up.

    Are they more loyal then men ? .Wouldn’t have thought so . If they get a free meal with a nice cosy fire somewhere else and you will never see them again ? Unless you shake a packet of dry whiskers outside your house at 1am or go ‘looking’ they wouldn’t come back ?
    Well, just like men, it depends on the individual. I've owned my oldest two cats for nearly 13 years. My longest relationship to date with any man was just under 10 years. The other two cats have both been with me nearly 3 years. Longer than my second-longest relationship with any man. One cat out of seven I've owned in my life so far went missing after only ten weeks (the question mark cat) - but that's still longer than some men stick around All that proves is that I'm better (generally) at picking cats than men.

    Oh, and dried cat food is MUCH cheaper than beer, steak, chips, and no complaints if they get the same day in day out. And no need to buy ketchup.

    Do they make better bed fellows then men ? Well unless your dating a 2ft midget wouldn’t have thought so as you may squash them if you roll over and I think they can ‘snore’ to.
    Never dated a 2 ft midget. So you got me there. But at least a cat (approx 5-6 kg) is easy to steal the duvet back from - and boot off if they are too noisy.

    Maybe cats remind single women of men i.e. leave their crap everywhere and will show total affection when they want something ?
    There you have it. And when you need them, they are nowhere to be found ...

    Reminds me of the joke:

    Man: God, why did you make woman so attractive?
    God: So that you would love her
    Man: Yeah, but God, why did you make her so stupid?
    God: So that she would love you

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    What was that about women and pussies..........

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    pretty easy really - lets have a look at what we have got....cat verses man

    They smell, they drop hair everywhere, they scratch, they put holes in your furniture, they annoy you when they are hungry, they have a cuddle and sit there looking dumb, they jump over all the kitchen surfaces, they mark everything, orrible

    now lets compare that to the cat.....


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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    What was that about women and pussies..........
    you taking this up stairs ??

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Should the question not be why do cats have single women???

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    " Because we've got cat class and we've got cat style!" the song says it.............. .

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    You do your stroking in the blues room don't you babe
    I did but I think the gumpy old git's will stop it yeah right


    Quote Originally Posted by Miguel View Post
    [FONT="Courier New"][SIZE="3"]Q) Why do women go out with Stuart?
    A) Because they haven't met the right cat.
    [B]Meeeeoooowwww
    rep on its way

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    who is stuart ?

    from STEWART38 (still looking 38)

    your being a sour puss

    Bet your lapping it up
    see you have got a sence of houmor you just have'nt let your face into the secret

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    What was that about women and pussies..........
    trust you

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    you taking this up stairs ??
    I will if you will

    Quote Originally Posted by LittleSal View Post
    " Because we've got cat class and we've got cat style!" the song says it.............. .



    sorry no more rep left

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    ....because water buffalo take up too much space?

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Just goes to prove most women like pussy too!

    Now just how many men keep chickens?
    We don't do ****!

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    For goodness sake's....! It's like an episode of 'Are You Being Served' on this thread.

    I don't think I can take any more pussy jokes.

    Pussy...its another word for vagina....hehehe...! How old are you lot?


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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    For goodness sake's....! It's like an episode of 'Are You Being Served' on this thread.

    I don't think I can take any more pussy jokes.

    Pussy...its another word for vagina....hehehe...! How old are you lot?

    he he he he he She said Vaginia.

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by woodface View Post
    he he he he he She said Vaginia.

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by woodface View Post
    he he he he he She said Vaginia.
    Yeah and you can't even spell it:P

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    I don't own a cat. I don't really like cats.

    On the other hand, I know some single men who have cats. Or some familes with kids who have cats.

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    Re: Why do single women have cats ?

    Quote Originally Posted by LittleSal View Post
    " Because we've got cat class and we've got cat style!" the song says it.............. .
    Well, quite.

    I'd love to have some cats but I go away too often for it to be really practical. Also I live on a fairly busy road. Also I just go to pieces if I have to take sick animals to the vet. Hopeless.

    My sister had several cats which she doted on. Then she had a couple of kids and couldn't have cared less about the cats from that moment on. Just a bit of anecdotal evidence suggesting that cats are a child substitute.

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