I aint got no cats, dogs, fish, hampsters, anything but I do have two kids maybe thats why I have nothing to stroke
only Joe when I have clippped his hair
Over the years and following extensive research I notice a lot of single women have cats
I want to know why ?
Are they less demanding then men ? I wouldn’t have thought so. They meow at regular intervals for food or let me in /out in etc
Are they more loyal then men ? .Wouldn’t have thought so . If they get a free meal with a nice cosy fire somewhere else and you will never see them again ? Unless you shake a packet of dry whiskers outside your house at 1am or go ‘looking’ they wouldn’t come back ?
Do they make better bed fellows then men ? Well unless your dating a 2ft midget wouldn’t have thought so as you may squash them if you roll over and I think they can ‘snore’ to.
Maybe cats remind single women of men i.e. leave their crap everywhere and will show total affection when they want something ?
It’s a funny world, ive got no research re single men and cats
I aint got no cats, dogs, fish, hampsters, anything but I do have two kids maybe thats why I have nothing to stroke
only Joe when I have clippped his hair
Q) Why do women go out with Stuart?
A) Because they haven't met the right cat.
Meeeeoooowwww
Why women prefer cats - General - www.theage.com.au
As a sad, overlooked, dried-up desperado with 4 (5?) cats ...
Sure, but they are MUCH easier to ignore - and smaller than me. Even if they do jump on the bed at 3 am, at least they aren't reeking of curry. And they don't leave the loo seat up.
Well, just like men, it depends on the individual. I've owned my oldest two cats for nearly 13 years. My longest relationship to date with any man was just under 10 years. The other two cats have both been with me nearly 3 years. Longer than my second-longest relationship with any man. One cat out of seven I've owned in my life so far went missing after only ten weeks (the question mark cat) - but that's still longer than some men stick around All that proves is that I'm better (generally) at picking cats than men.Are they more loyal then men ? .Wouldn’t have thought so . If they get a free meal with a nice cosy fire somewhere else and you will never see them again ? Unless you shake a packet of dry whiskers outside your house at 1am or go ‘looking’ they wouldn’t come back ?
Oh, and dried cat food is MUCH cheaper than beer, steak, chips, and no complaints if they get the same day in day out. And no need to buy ketchup.
Never dated a 2 ft midget. So you got me there. But at least a cat (approx 5-6 kg) is easy to steal the duvet back from - and boot off if they are too noisy.Do they make better bed fellows then men ? Well unless your dating a 2ft midget wouldn’t have thought so as you may squash them if you roll over and I think they can ‘snore’ to.
There you have it. And when you need them, they are nowhere to be found ...Maybe cats remind single women of men i.e. leave their crap everywhere and will show total affection when they want something ?
Reminds me of the joke:
Man: God, why did you make woman so attractive?
God: So that you would love her
Man: Yeah, but God, why did you make her so stupid?
God: So that she would love you
What was that about women and pussies..........
pretty easy really - lets have a look at what we have got....cat verses man
They smell, they drop hair everywhere, they scratch, they put holes in your furniture, they annoy you when they are hungry, they have a cuddle and sit there looking dumb, they jump over all the kitchen surfaces, they mark everything, orrible
now lets compare that to the cat.....
Should the question not be why do cats have single women???
" Because we've got cat class and we've got cat style!" the song says it.............. .
I did but I think the gumpy old git's will stop it yeah right
rep on its way
see you have got a sence of houmor you just have'nt let your face into the secret
trust you
I will if you will
sorry no more rep left
....because water buffalo take up too much space?
Just goes to prove most women like pussy too!
Now just how many men keep chickens?
We don't do ****!
For goodness sake's....! It's like an episode of 'Are You Being Served' on this thread.
I don't think I can take any more pussy jokes.
Pussy...its another word for vagina....hehehe...! How old are you lot?
I don't own a cat. I don't really like cats.
On the other hand, I know some single men who have cats. Or some familes with kids who have cats.
Well, quite.
I'd love to have some cats but I go away too often for it to be really practical. Also I live on a fairly busy road. Also I just go to pieces if I have to take sick animals to the vet. Hopeless.
My sister had several cats which she doted on. Then she had a couple of kids and couldn't have cared less about the cats from that moment on. Just a bit of anecdotal evidence suggesting that cats are a child substitute.
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