Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice?

**stewart38** · 19th-February-2010, 03:20 PM

I’m use to spending a pleasant lunch hour aimlessly wondering around Reading where I work.

Popping into the shopping centre and general browsing in book, cake shops and the like passing the time of day with the odd gentry folk who part take in pleasant lunch time walk like me.

I have notice something very different this week and I wonder if anyone knows what they are of if there is a solution to get rid of them.

On Monday it started, these things just appeared out of no where running in front of me chasing pigeons and shouting etc. I didn’t think much of it.

However each day its getting worse these ‘things’ seem to be multiplying like a parasite.

There in all shops kicking screaming shouting dribbling.

I went into a record shop and I swear they out number humans 3 to 1 , has anyone else notice this around the country , what are they ??.

I would describe them as human like but about half the height of an average human.

They talk in some kind of dialect I have been able to pick up a few words

Will they go back to where they came from??

Any advice/ help appreciated

**Double Trouble** · 19th-February-2010, 03:24 PM

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

**Maxine** · 19th-February-2010, 03:29 PM

There seems to be a correlation between your infestation and my nice easy drive into work – It’s great

**Gav** · 19th-February-2010, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewart38

I went into a record shop

Do they still exist?

**stewart38** · 19th-February-2010, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxine

There seems to be a correlation between your infestation and my nice easy drive into work – It’s great

I notice the roads appear to be a bit clearer this week.

I’m not aware of any research done on how these infestations effects our roads ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

Do they still exist?

I say ‘record shop’.

I went to the counter and ask a young chap (under 40) if he had 45 record by the Nolans and LP by Bay City Rollers. He looked at me like I was old.

Later he told me to leave , how did I know the Wii place wasn’t a loo ?

**Lory** · 19th-February-2010, 05:17 PM

My sister dropped two of the blighters off at my house.. they're wrecking the place

philsmove · 19th-February-2010, 05:59 PM

The question is, why these little blighters have to wait till they get to the supermarket, before having a screaming tantrum

On the positive side, my road is no longer clogged up with Chelsie tractors at about 3pm

Bubble · 22nd-February-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by philsmove

The question is, why these little blighters have to wait till they get to the supermarket, before having a screaming tantrum

Because public tantrums are much more effective than private tantrums.

Quote:

Originally Posted by philsmove

On the positive side, my road is no longer clogged up with Chelsie tractors at about 3pm

The real question is, why does Prince Harrys girlfriend leave her agricultural equipment in your road at 3pm?

**stewart38** · 23rd-February-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double Trouble

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

rep on the way

How you did I dont know

I can go back now to avoiding the guy who sells Big Issue and tutting as I pass the guy sitting in a door way

**stewart38** · 27th-July-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double Trouble

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

I see the little **** have returned with a vengeance.

I would have propose a self exclusion zone say ‘The South East’.

What do people do with these ‘things’ for six weeks ??.

I would give them a shilling each and say go play down then mines ??

geoff332 · 27th-July-2010, 03:15 PM

The ones you really have to worry about are the ones that mature into 'tourists'.

**stewart38** · 29th-July-2010, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoff332

The ones you really have to worry about are the ones that mature into 'tourists'.

I use to work in the City near Tower Hill and at this time of year they were every where.

I figured they were a boost to the economy so only sent every other one on the wrong train.

19th-February-2010, 03:20 PM	#1
stewart38 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ambrosden it gets Posts: 7,413 Status: No Status Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 2252	Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice? I’m use to spending a pleasant lunch hour aimlessly wondering around Reading where I work. Popping into the shopping centre and general browsing in book, cake shops and the like passing the time of day with the odd gentry folk who part take in pleasant lunch time walk like me. I have notice something very different this week and I wonder if anyone knows what they are of if there is a solution to get rid of them. On Monday it started, these things just appeared out of no where running in front of me chasing pigeons and shouting etc. I didn’t think much of it. However each day its getting worse these ‘things’ seem to be multiplying like a parasite. There in all shops kicking screaming shouting dribbling. I went into a record shop and I swear they out number humans 3 to 1 , has anyone else notice this around the country , what are they ??. I would describe them as human like but about half the height of an average human. They talk in some kind of dialect I have been able to pick up a few words Will they go back to where they came from?? Any advice/ help appreciated

19th-February-2010, 03:24 PM	#2
Double Trouble Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Waltham Abbey Posts: 5,249 Status: walking...a lot! Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 2566	Re: Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice? Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning. __________________ Up there for thinking, down there for dancing

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Maxine Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: East London/Essex Posts: 3,452 Status: need a weekend Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 852	Re: Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice? There seems to be a correlation between your infestation and my nice easy drive into work – It’s great __________________ I can resist anything, except temptation - Oscar Wilde

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Lory Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North London Posts: 9,247 Status: No Status Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 10 Rep.: 5087	Re: Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice? My sister dropped two of the blighters off at my house.. they're wrecking the place __________________ MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

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