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    This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    I know, I know, it's gossip, but it's just so juicy I couldn't resist.

    So, as I understand it, this woman, Roselane Driza:
    • Arrived in the UK in the late 1990's, then stayed illegally
    • Married a double murdering member of the Albanian Mafia (as you do)
    • Started cleaning for Judge Khan, who was living with "Judge J" (hope it's not Judge Judy )
    • Started an affair with Judge Khan - oh, both judges are immigration judges BTW
    • Got sacked by J & K
    • Found a couple of K's homemade sex tapes featuring him and, err, some others.. (I couldn't possibly keep track of the love lives of all these judges, except to wonder if it's too late to change career)
    • Threatened to Expose All unless given 20 grand "compensation"
    • Wore lots of frocks to the trial
    • Has now been found guilty of blackmail.


    So, fascinating stuff no doubt.

    But , the main thing I want to know is:
    Quote Originally Posted by The Daily Mail-rag-thing
    "Driza now lives in a rented one-bed flat above a kebab shop in Finchley"
    Which one?

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    I know, I know, it's gossip, but it's just so juicy I couldn't resist.

    So, as I understand it, this woman, Roselane Driza:
    • Arrived in the UK in the late 1990's, then stayed illegally
    • Married a double murdering member of the Albanian Mafia (as you do)
    • Started cleaning for Judge Khan, who was living with "Judge J" (hope it's not Judge Judy )
    • Started an affair with Judge Khan - oh, both judges are immigration judges BTW
    • Got sacked by J & K
    • Found a couple of K's homemade sex tapes featuring him and, err, some others.. (I couldn't possibly keep track of the love lives of all these judges, except to wonder if it's too late to change career)
    • Threatened to Expose All unless given 20 grand "compensation"
    • Wore lots of frocks to the trial
    • Has now been found guilty of blackmail.


    So, fascinating stuff no doubt.

    But , the main thing I want to know is:

    Which one?
    more importantly, why do you want to know?

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    more importantly, why do you want to know?
    Err, coz I live in Finchley and eat kebabs?

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    I think you'll find she's currently residing in one of Queenie's illustrious boarding houses, or will be shortly. So you've missed your chance to go and gawp

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    I think you'll find she's currently residing in one of Queenie's illustrious boarding houses, or will be shortly. So you've missed your chance to go and gawp
    Or, more to the point, I can eat my kebab in peace now. :whew icon:

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Err, coz I live in Finchley and eat kebabs?
    i'll shut up then.

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Err, coz I live in Finchley and eat kebabs?
    You eat kebabs?

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    does WB live above a kebab shop?

    oooooooh, i'm gonna pay 4 that 1!

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    does WB live above a kebab shop?

    oooooooh, i'm gonna pay 4 that 1!
    wont need to pay for the kebab,...

    but i do suggest you duck as it arrives

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Juju View Post
    You eat kebabs?
    Yup - there's a really nice kebab shop in North Finchley, it's great quality.

    Shish kebabs of course, no sane person would eat doners. Seriously, a chicken shish kebab, if it's cooked properly, is very healthy eating. It only starts getting unhealthy if you start adding chips and stuff to the meal.

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    does WB live above a kebab shop?

    oooooooh, i'm gonna pay 4 that 1!
    Do you llike your life???

    You will be here soon, can I watch while she batters you down

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil View Post
    Do you llike your life???
    Course not, he's a TA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil View Post
    You will be here soon, can I watch while she batters you down
    This is a fish and chips thing, yes?

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    Re: This Brazilian cleaner woman...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    This is a fish and chips thing, yes?
    *oh the images*

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