Mrs Bee danced with a stuffed animal because she was offered a million dollars! ....what can I say....
Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line and forward to your friends....
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------because I hate myself.
Purple-------because I'm cool.
Gray---------because I was drunk
Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I cant control myself
Have fun....{ I dry humped a birdbath becaise I was drunk!)
Mrs Bee danced with a stuffed animal because she was offered a million dollars! ....what can I say....
Oops......
I kicked myself because the voices told me to!
I choked on a llama because I'm cool like that. ahem.. sniiiiigger
I smoked a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want
I danced with a squirrel because I was high...
I sang to a mexican because i am NOT a homosexual!
I murdered a stuffed animal because I'm cool
Hmmm...cruelty to stuffed animals...
I danced with a permanent marker because I was high!
High on what ...that's what I'd like to know!
I did the macarena with a spoon, because thats how I roll
I kicked a Mexican because I'm sexy and do what I want
I'm not sure that sends out a good message about me
I sang to a monster because because I'm sexy and I do what I want
(this could get me in so much trouble... i often sing when i am dancing )
I murdered a noodle because the voices told me to!
In fact I could murder a few noodles right now!
I choked on my neighbour because I'm cool like that!
I ran over a birdbath because I was drunk....
Quite possible really if anyones seen my driving!
I choked on a spoon because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
I WISH
I danced with a spoon because I was drunk
i danced with a stuffed animal because i was drunk - story of my life really!
i murdered a fork because the voices told me too.
blimey,, things are bad... and how do you murder a fork.????
I kicked a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want eh?
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