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You can have it Bubble I am watching my figure, and before anyone adds it I will say it myself ,which isn't hard given my size
Well now the latest information is that Bubble is up for double mischief and hayhem. Are you ready for the challenge boys!! I am sure I might have seen Maxine partake of same, or was that stealing? I am afraid I don't like to share, it's got to be all about me or nothing but I have to admit when I have dabbled in a little double mischief it has been fun but only for a little while![]()
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
I think I am getting very scatty, JL as I’ve just lost the whole plot here, the last I knew I was giving you a hand as captain on a ship with able seamen Stains; how did I end up at cougar convention (not that I’m complaining), discussing the merits of big and small pussies? Help me out here please
Ok just to give you the full back story, so you have the context:
A week ago (and after a good deal of training in the forests of Epping at weekends (under the pretence of going to dance weekenders)) you and 2 other senior members of the female dancing fraternity invited 3 people to a meeting in Plymouth - ostensibly to discuss dance related issues. At that meeting, JiveLad, MarkW and Bubble were pressganged (through some kind of knockout drug slipped into our drinks) into joining your ship.
You are (apparently) the Captain and your First Officers Jay Jay and RubyRed go around with the cat o'nine tails in hands, keeping order.
You were inspired after going on a Cougar cruise earlier this year, to capture the "freshest meat" available and so hand picked the "chosen ones" to meet your needs. Unfortunately you selected one potential androgynite in Bubble...
At the moment, we are anchored off a tropical island in the Pacific.
So that's the story and the cast to date....................
Are you sure JL has been telling the truth?
I had heard a rumour while we were ashore that certain members of the crew were the unwitting subjects for a new DocuSoap entitled 'Cougars in the Wild' to be broadcast later this year. The remainder of the crew are just actors, placed on-board to enable study of the Cougars.
Just watch out what JL gets up to if you see him with a video camera. Rumour has it that the programme makers are keen to get footage of Cougars in situations that are rarely captured on film.![]()
Cougars abound in the wild wild Northern climes and their little cubs keep them lovely and warm. Make good filming especially the red cougars, they are a very rare breedThose Northern Courgars are just big soft pussies really but you have to beware of the new breed of Scrats that come along every now and again. Now they would turn any film into a disaster movie.
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