Having just escaped from the Twilight Home For The Seriously Bewildered I'm sure I did know what I was talking about at the time but the moment has passed and as you say blimey if everything said on this thread was taken as gospel we'd be led back to the 'home' in seconds...let's just all carry on the with the fruity fantasies that are dear to our hearts
Too late! Maxine tried to entice a fresh piece of meat into the garage - and showed her arse to.......... a policeman (he was undercover - posing as a fireman - so you can well understand it, given her predilections............).
Memo to Maxine: entice them with fruit first: melons are always a good bet.
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
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