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Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by JiveLad
See you can't hold a candle to him...........he managed to do it! (and there is another feed line for him)
I'll go a bit esoteric here.....and just say, as Captain Beefheart once did: "Lick My Decals Off, Baby!"
See you can't hold a candle to him...........he managed to do it! (and there is another feed line for him
After a weekend of whips and handcuffs now you are talking candles, I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle or contain my excitementSee you can't hold a candle to him...........he managed to do it! (and there is another feed line for him
Don't go in to denial....you know you love it
Wasn’t it you that loaned me all the equipment
Yes you moaned so much I had to.....
You’re right I must stop being such a moaner
Well.....I suppose it depends on what is causing the moaning......and groaning. It might be that you are choking on a satsuma - or maybe you just feel horny - and decide to 'take care of it'...................maybe watching some saucy videos perhaps (eg. 'Fireman Freddie & the Essex Dominatrix*').
I can hear you say already:
"Me? Porn films? No way"
Still.....you are a regular (allegedly) at the local sex shop.....'cuffs, thongs, masks, whips...........
* I recommend the remake version with Mildred as the aging but still willing whip mistress.
So Sorry to disappoint as I seem to being doing so much of recently but nope my moans were nothing to do with the abovementioned film (will try to get DVD though sounds good) and no satsumas involved this time
That is clearly openly too much information for a good little Irish lass like me to understand...what does prawn mean
So Sorry to disappoint as I seem to being doing so much of recently but nope my moans were nothing to do with the abovementioned film (will try to get DVD though sounds good) and no satsumas involved this timeI thought they were little wrigglers!!
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
I’m sorry Rubyred you’re right my posts have been too raunchy of late (the JL influence) but I am going to employ new tactics to clean up my actThat is clearly openly too much information for a good little Irish lass like me to understand...what does prawn mean
Yes, I don't know where this side of Maxine has come from....put a nice little melody on the wireless, have a glass of sherry and get back to the knitting
I think you are getting me confused with Aunty Mildred now, so before you demote me to too dull remember she’s the one that knits
Silly me, you are right, you aren't the modest type, we'll leave that to Aunty Mildred.........keep up the raunch you wouldn't be so much fun with out it
Don’t worry I hear you were stoned when you wrote that but I won’t tell anyoneSilly me, you are right, you aren't the modest type, we'll leave that to Aunty Mildred.........keep up the raunch you wouldn't be so much fun with out it
Is that when people throw stones at you?Don’t worry I hear you were stoned when you wrote that but I won’t tell anyone
Have s nice cup of tea and some fruit scones, lots of jam and clotted cream, great for cheering yourself up at least!!Is that when people throw stones at you?
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
I’ve noticed it comes down to food with you Rubyred. I have this mental picture of you in a little cottage in a remote village cooking (very Cosy). I was dreaming there for a second
Don't be conned into thinking that.........we know how she gets her kicks really.... and it's not with an apron and a rolling pin
No point in getting her cloned thenDon't be conned into thinking that.........we know how she gets her kicks really.... and it's not with an apron and a rolling pin
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