Ouch and double ouch, you are a masterful minstrel Mark, and as for resolutions they should be tossed aside from the highest storey, crashed onto the cold pavement below, and all new decisions should be made in the warmth of the garage, surrounded by the aroma of satsuma's whilst looking at the latest pictures on the WI calender of the mistresses on the letter word game!!!
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
Ok - well they are selling on eBay for about £200* a pop - it's worth it though - most women says it brings spring to their step - others say it enhances their sex life or they find a deeper part of themselves........so it varies in terms of effect.
* If you desperately wanted one I could see what I could do for you for a discounted price. (Mildred had a few as well).
If Mildred already has some I’ll let her enjoy them would not want to be rivals with such a formidable opponent, I’d stand no chance.
Anyway JL a poor public servant like myself could never afford your exorbitant fees, will just have to satisfy myself with the occasional dance
It's no surprise those pictures cost a lot. One woman asked who the man featured in October was. "Jarvis Cocker." "Really, that bloke in the December picture looks cocker to me." And thus a legend was born - well, JL is already famous so it may be more accurate to say that a legend was extended.
Last edited by rubyred; 6th-January-2009 at 08:40 PM.
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
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