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Reply With QuoteHe is very easily unbalanced that is why we don't laugh at his new mullet haircutOriginally Posted by MarkW
which unbalances him and we wouldn't want a tumble, would we?
He is very easily unbalanced that is why we don't laugh at his new mullet haircut
Which he mulled over and realised how stupid he looked so decided to shave it all off
There's only one draw back. People sometimes muddle him up with Yul Bryner.
What separates him is that one little tuft of hair in the middle that the shaver missed
How we all smiled when that cockatoo tried to mate with his head.
That definitely put the ladies off
It would also make him more attractive if he didn't use diesel to wash his underpants.
which then caught fire on TV, which made him so famous, that he got loads of money and moved to Switzerland, where he became one of those tax exiles
....but with all the money, the luxuries, the girls, the drink..he sort of went a bit senile
Would have thought that would have helped him keep his marbles. So in a panic his family had to enlist the services of a solicitor to make sure he did not squander all their inheritance
Was that whilst they were dining on his money eating caviar and throwing him a lentil or two
Well that little gesture will not go very far to placate themWas that whilst they were dining on his money eating caviar and throwing him a lentil or two
They went crazy when they found that billet doux from the young gold digger.
Well they want him to become the illest he can be, so they get their inheritance quicker
Don’t worry he has listed down their names and their coming off his willWell they want him to become the illest he can be, so they get their inheritance quicker
That'll show the devils
That'll show the devils
Hope he does it quickly before they put diesel in his tea..........
But slides down the throat nicely
Goes well with custard slices too.
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