Anyway, she invited him - and his eyes light up as he saw what was on offer - it all looked very tasty. He was licking his lips - and soon he licking hers as well - and he wonderred if she would like that necklace of pearls that he was always ready to provide, so he said:
"Darling, would you like a pearl neckalce?"
"That would be nice, but can we finish the shepherds pie first?" she replied
He fumbled in his pocket for the necklace - and eventually got it in his hand - and her eyes lit up as he held it up for her to view:
"My, so big and shiny - you are so generous"
"Thank you darling - now - can I have some capers with my shepherds pie please?"
(PS - Maxine - hope you managed to swallow it ok - and it wasn't too messy......you Essex girls can get the wrong end of the stick sometimes..).
Looking back over what had happened, he thought things work out for the best in the end. He had been spared what could of been months of unhappiness, I mean if she could be so disrespectful towards his shag pile what sort of callous person was she anyway..........let her take her satsumas and go..
(That is so funny, luckily no Satsuma to choke on this time. I would have rep'd you but it says I have to spread my reputation around and I think I done enough damage playing these word games!)
She panicked and quickly packed away the satsumas in the salad compartment of the fridge. Then she thought who is he, oh well who cares at least he hasn’t got shag pile
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