6 letter word game...

[MarkW]

Even the spider in my bath needed a blanket last night

All this anecdotal evidence won't dispel fears of global warming.

[Jay Jay]

All this anecdotal evidence won't dispel fears of global warming.

What would happen if I do a piddle in the sea...........does that change things?

[MarkW]

What would happen if I do a piddle in the sea...........does that change things?

It might put a few people off having a paddle. But, unless you believe in homeopathy, the concentration of the piddle solution would be too low to save the world. But your public spiritedness is to be admired

[Jay Jay]

It might put a few people off having a paddle. But, unless you believe in homeopathy, the concentration of the piddle solution would be too low to save the world. But your public spiritedness is to be admired

Thank you kind sir, you see I am not one to dawdle when thinking of good public spirit...

[MarkW]

Thank you kind sir, you see I am not one to dawdle when thinking of good public spirit...

Yes. None of us lives in a walled garden. These matters affect us all.

[Maxine]

Thank you kind sir, you see I am not one to dawdle when thinking of good public spirit...

Well it’s been a long time since I waded in that sea, but the thought of her piddle, whilst I take a paddle is starting to put me off

[Jay Jay]

Yes. None of us lives in a walled garden. These matters affect us all.

Well it’s been a long time since I waded in that sea, but the thought of her piddle, whilst I take a paddle is starting to put me off

Well going back to the said incident, I wailed and wailed but no one could hear me, so a girl has to do what a girl has to do and I did

[Maxine]

Well going back to the said incident, I wailed and wailed but no one could hear me, so a girl has to do what a girl has to do and I did

Got in my boat and sailed off into the sunset for new adventures ahead

[JiveLad]

Got in my boat and sailed off into the sunset for new adventures ahead

....and she wanted everyone to know her opinion, so she took off her M&S best and nailed her (red) coloured panties to the mast, as she approached a tropical island in the Pacific.........

[Maxine]

....and she wanted everyone to know her opinion, so she took off her M&S best and nailed her (red) coloured panties to the mast, as she approached a tropical island in the Pacific.........

But then went into a panic because she had failed to leave a forwarding address for her other clothes including her favourite crutchless panties

[Jay Jay]

But then went into a panic because she had failed to leave a forwarding address for her other clothes including her favourite crutchless panties

A very stupid minor detail, but she was angry she had only bought them yesterday from her favourite sex shop

[Maxine]

A very stupid minor detail, but she was angry she had only bought them yesterday from her favourite sex shop

Well normally she purchased them wholesale but yesterday she went to her favourite retail sex shop and not only purchased the crutchless panties but some matching Nipple covers with tassels as well

[JiveLad]

Well normally she purchased them wholesale but yesterday she went to her favourite retail sex shop and not only purchased the crutchless panties but some matching Nipple covers with tassels as well

<JL wonders why 'nipple' is spelt with a capital 'N'. Is it because they are very large?? I hope she (you?) has the matching 'porno pirate' outfit.>

[Maxine]

<JL wonders why 'nipple' is spelt with a capital 'N'. Is it because they are very large?? I hope she (you?) has the matching 'porno pirate' outfit.>

How did you know it was me ???? but strangely enough she did not have a porno pirate outfit when she went to her favourite retail outlet but they had a special porno pilates outfit

[JiveLad]

How did you know it was me ???? but strangely enough she did not have a porno pirate outfit when she went to her favourite retail outlet but they had a special porno pilates outfit

And she put her hair in plaits - and looked gorgeous.

[Maxine]

And she put her hair in plaits - and looked gorgeous.

All this exercise was making her hungry so she got down the plates from the cupboard and started to dish up.....

[Jay Jay]

All this exercise was making her hungry so she got down the plates from the cupboard and started to dish up.....

and in traditional school dinner lady style (which she happened to be in her spare time) she splats some shepherds pie and carrots on to the awaiting dishes.....

[rubyred]

and in traditional school dinner lady style (which she happened to be in her spare time) she splats some shepherds pie and carrots on to the awaiting dishes.....

but as it splat she managed to splash some down her cleavage, oh no she cried frantically as she undid...

[Jay Jay]

but as it splat she managed to splash some down her cleavage, oh no she cried frantically as she undid...

...her silk blouse, she was standing there in her bra trying to get the stain out when she noticed Ralphs eyes watching through the window........

[MarkW]

...her silk blouse, she was standing there in her bra trying to get the stain out when she noticed Ralphs eyes watching through the window........

Oh no. He was the cause of her last downwards spiral.