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Originally Posted by Jay Jay Definitely not true.............the latest misunderstanding was just as embarrassing to him as it was the shop owner.......... Still, when the charges were dropped the mood changed to being festal
Originally Posted by MarkW Still, when the charges were dropped the mood changed to being festal The highlight of the evening was the arrival of the vestal virgins
Originally Posted by Maxine The highlight of the evening was the arrival of the vestal virgins That got all the valves working. (They also had plumbing qualifications.)
Originally Posted by MarkW That got all the valves working. (They also had plumbing qualifications.) That’s a relief, and a little unusual but at least they won’t be sex slaves
Originally Posted by Maxine That’s a relief, and a little unusual but at least they won’t be sex slaves After a good rodding out would they need the hassle?
Originally Posted by MarkW After a good rodding out would they need the hassle? Absolutely not....cause when those vestal virgins get going they don't do anything by halves
Originally Posted by Jay Jay Absolutely not....cause when those vestal virgins get going they don't do anything by halves Not at all. They really shovel it on in vast quantities.
Originally Posted by MarkW Not at all. They really shovel it on in vast quantities. but they are not impressed by the accommodation you offered they'd like something better than that hostel
Originally Posted by Maxine but they are not impressed by the accommodation you offered they'd like something better than that hostel that is so secure nothing gets stolen.
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
Originally Posted by rubyred that is so secure nothing gets stolen. And don't dare think that any of your usual motels will be good enough.
Originally Posted by MarkW And don't dare think that any of your usual motels will be good enough. Modest accommodation is just not good enough for these girls
Originally Posted by Jay Jay Modest accommodation is just not good enough for these girls they seldom have to rough it.
Originally Posted by MarkW they seldom have to rough it. They have even been known to molest someone for a bit of luxury
Originally Posted by Jay Jay They have even been known to molest someone for a bit of luxury It began as a bit of fun with fruit and veg but things turned solemn after an accident involving a cucumber.
Originally Posted by MarkW It began as a bit of fun with fruit and veg but things turned solemn after an accident involving a cucumber. ....but it hit the press when they tried to get the salmon involved.....
Originally Posted by Jay Jay ....but it hit the press when they tried to get the salmon involved..... and the Samoan ambassador had to be taken to A&E.
Originally Posted by MarkW and the Samoan ambassador had to be taken to A&E. But he had to wait a while because of an accident involving some nomads and a falling tent
Originally Posted by Maxine But he had to wait a while because of an accident involving some nomads and a falling tent there was a very random assortment of people in casualty that night...
Originally Posted by Jay Jay there was a very random assortment of people in casualty that night... One drunk lay dormant on a trolley.....
THE ABILITY TO QUOTE IS A SERVICEABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT!
Originally Posted by thainmaggiet One drunk lay dormant on a trolley..... that didn't please Matron (Had to ditch 2 letters)
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