Thread to be a DRAMA QUEEN

[El Salsero Gringo]

Anyway, I have an idea. dig them out of the bin and sell them on EBAY, stating clearly that they are USED SHOES which have been WEE'd on, I bet you'll get some takers!

You beat me to it!

(Note for next time: they'd fetch more accompanied by a picture of you wearing them.)

[LMC]

Poor you LMC - but I can't help thinking - why didn't you move out of the way

You've not been on a London train in rush hour recently have you? - I was wedged into the window seat, moved my feet as far as I could after the initial drenching but couldn't escape the 'splashback'

[El Salsero Gringo]

'splashback'

- to the days when the nights were young!

[Minnie M]

......So when the little girl sat opposite me on the train on Friday, who had been saying every 15 seconds for 10 minutes "Mummy I need a wee" stood up and "let go" all over my feet.........[/SIZE]

You've not been on a London train in rush hour recently have you? - I was wedged into the window seat, moved my feet as far as I could after the initial drenching but couldn't escape the 'splashback'

I do know how busy the London underground can be and have been on them recently
But you were sitting down as soon as the girl got off her seat I would have jumped on mine - however, everyone is different and everyone's reactions are different too.... just be thankful it was just a wee

[Lory]

be thankful it was just a wee

If you really want to look on the bright side... wee, is better than sick!


There you go, I knew i could make you feel better!

[Donna]

I do know how busy the London underground can be and have been on them recently
But you were sitting down as soon as the girl got off her seat I would have jumped on mine - however, everyone is different and everyone's reactions are different too.... just be thankful it was just a wee

Otherwise you'd just end up with a ***** pair of shoes!

[Kev F]

Poor LMC.

Does this help:

I escorted my sister to a job interview at Leicester Square and whilst on the train she told me about her favourite shoes she was wearing..."these are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had. I'll be so sad if they ever get ruined or wear out!". I nodded my head in a blokey bloke manner and tried to look interested.

Upon arrival at Leicester Square she changed into her 'heels' and left me in safe charge of those favourite shoes that she soooo loved. I vowed to take good care of them until her safe return, and carefully placed them in a carrier bag hanging over my arm.

I took advantage to make a quick pit stop to the gents whilst she was being interviewed. There i was at the urinal, both hand full and in full flow, when the bag slipped down my arm and I p!ssed in both her shoes. As any man will tell you...its not so easy to stop once you've started.

Once finished, I swiftly dried the shoes under the hand drier and placed them back in the bag. She was never any the wiser!

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make here is: P!ssy shoes can still be worn.

Hope this helped.

[Icey]

She was never any the wiser!

And you tell us lot?!??!!!???? You foolish boy.
Lory, you could have some fun with one

[stewart38]

Well, that was why I stayed calm and didn't make a drama of it at the time - wasn't really the kid's fault, she was only about 4 and she was making it fairly obvious to her mother that she needed to go.

I'm very annoyed about my shoes though

I think if they bought back the Birch , she may have been able to hold on a bit longer

I blame GNER for the whole thing

[WittyBird]

I think if they bought back the Birch , she may have been able to hold on a bit longer

That's the most ridiculous thing I've read today. How can you expect a child just out of nappies to be able to hold it.

It's down to the mother who should've taken her to the loo

[stewart38]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've read today. How can you expect a child just out of nappies to be able to hold it.

It's down to the mother who should've taken her to the loo

I think blaming GNER is more rediculous

*** lighten up

I wasnt being serious i was taking the **** ,like the girl did

[Gojive]

I think you should have suggested to the Mother that she refer the child to a peediatrician LMC

Btw. how did you feel when the DJ played "In these shoes?" later that evening?