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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    ' are you looking for a man or do you prefer women'

    asked to me at Whetstone tonight

    I was in b1tch mode and said 'Women would win over you, sorry '

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    ' are you looking for a man or do you prefer women'

    asked to me at Whetstone tonight

    I was in b1tch mode and said 'Women would win over you, sorry '
    I should try that one one day.

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    "I worry about my pension".

    ...and she wasn't that old.

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    ' are you looking for a man or do you prefer women'

    asked to me at Whetstone tonight

    I was in b1tch mode and said 'Women would win over you, sorry '
    I'm sorry Witty but that is funny!
    Mind you I'd hate it if some one asked me if I preferred guys!

    Thats sort of twice in two occaisions out now init? Maybe you should try it!


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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post

    Thats sort of twice in two occaisions out now init? Maybe you should try it!
    And when I do I will let you watch...... Perhaps it's a date for your diary - when Hell freezes over.

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Miguel View Post
    "I worry about my pension".

    ...and she wasn't that old.


    Perhaps she thought you might be an expert on pensions, given your age



    P.S. do you have 50p on you

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    I once got asked by a guy if I thought that there were any women suitable for marrying in the place… I wasn’t sure whether to be offended that he obviously thought I wasn’t one of them or pleased that he wasn’t interested in me! He then followed up by saying that he was looking for a wife, when I asked why, he said he’d reached the age where he thought he should have one…

    Wonder if it’s the same guy who has been proposing to all these other women?

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Last Wednesday (WB is my witness) a very annoying guy, wrapped me in to face him, then tried to kiss me.

    When I pulled away sharply and said NO WAY! He exclaimed, I'm from Marrakech! ... If we dance with a beautiful lady and enjoy it, we always try to kiss them

    What did he expect me to say? Aw well, that's all right then
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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Monkey View Post
    'Do you have some Irish in you? No? Would you like some?'
    What the HELL do you say to that? Just er: I think. Oh yeah, and walk away! Mind you, if he's good looking....

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Last Wednesday (WB is my witness) a very annoying guy, wrapped me in to face him, then tried to kiss me.
    Tis true Lory's face was a picture
    Hence I avoided him

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    When I pulled away sharply and said NO WAY! He exclaimed, I'm from Marrakech! ... If we dance with a beautiful lady and enjoy it, we always try to kiss them
    "Aah thats all right then, but where I come from we give every male an affectionate squeeze, pull and twist at the end of a good dance. Other women can see he has received this compliment when he walks funny for the rest of the night"

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    "Aah thats all right then, but where I come from we give every male an affectionate squeeze, pull and twist at the end of a good dance. Other women can see he has received this compliment when he walks funny for the rest of the night"

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Last Wednesday (WB is my witness) a very annoying guy, wrapped me in to face him, then tried to kiss me.

    When I pulled away sharply and said NO WAY! He exclaimed, I'm from Marrakech! ... If we dance with a beautiful lady and enjoy it, we always try to kiss them

    What did he expect me to say? Aw well, that's all right then

    WHAT!? terrible man

    (Correct me if I'm wrong??) What he is telling you is a croak of sh1t! If he is where he is from, then that makes him a Muslim. Its their custom NOT to touch women! (So if I'm right),..... next time,... do a karate chop & kick him in the snake

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Last Wednesday (WB is my witness) a very annoying guy, wrapped me in to face him, then tried to kiss me.

    When I pulled away sharply and said NO WAY! He exclaimed, I'm from Marrakech! ... If we dance with a beautiful lady and enjoy it, we always try to kiss them
    So if you dance with this man and he doesn't try to kiss you, does it make you an ugly bad dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by senorita View Post
    next time,... do a karate chop & kick him in the snake




    and its probably more like a cocktail sausage than a snake


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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by senorita View Post
    If he is where he is from, then that makes him a Muslim.
    I'm confused now........ I am where I am from, does that make me a Muslim also?

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by senorita View Post
    kick him in the snake
    Do they have snakes in Marrakesh?

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    I'm confused now........ I am where I am from, does that make me a Muslim also?
    No, because you are just thinking you are from where you are from. That is different and called delusional, if my French is correct.

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Andreas View Post
    Do they have snakes in Marrakesh?
    Is my French correct??.
    Not sure. But apparently they have cocktail sausages!

    Your French is just doing fine youngman
    Last edited by senorita; 23rd-August-2006 at 08:53 AM.

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    I'm confused now........ I am where I am from, does that make me a Muslim also?
    I dont know, cause I dont know what planet you came from

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    I once danced with a bit of a smarmy man who at the end of the dance commented
    'you have the body of a 25 yr old!!!'

    Feeling a bit uncomfortable a thanked him and swiftly exited the dance floor.....Not quite knowing what to make of the comment as I was 23 at the time!!Haha

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    Re: whats the craziest thing anyone said to you while dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by senorita View Post
    Not sure. But apparently they have cocktail sausages!
    Over to fletch then

    Quote Originally Posted by senorita
    Your French is just doing fine youngman
    Oh, that is encouraging.

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