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    All women should have....

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ...one old love
    she can imagine
    going back to..
    and one who reminds
    her how far she has come...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ...enough money within her
    control to move out and
    rent a place of her own
    even if she never wants
    to or needs to...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ..something perfect to wear if
    the employer or date of her dreams
    wants to see her in an hour...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ..a youth she's content
    to leave behind...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ...a past juicy enough that
    she's looking forward to
    retelling it in her old age...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ...a set of screwdrivers,
    cordless drill, and a black
    lace bra...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ..one friend who always makes
    her laugh... and one who lets
    her cry...

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

    ...a feeling of control over
    her destiny...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.
    ..how to fall in love without
    losing herself...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ..how to quit a job,
    break up with a lover,
    and confront a friend
    without ruining the friendship...
    and how to change a tyre!!!!!!!

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...when to try harder... and
    when to walk away...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...that she can't change the
    length of her calves, the width
    of her hips, or the nature of her
    parents...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...that her childhood may not
    have been perfect...but its
    over...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...what she would and wouldn't
    do for love or more...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ..how to live alone... even if
    she doesn't like it...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...whom she can trust,
    whom she can't,
    and why she shouldn't
    take it personally...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    ...where to go...
    be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
    or a charming inn in the woods...
    when her soul needs soothing...

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    what she can and can't
    accomplish in a day..
    a month...and a year...

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    Re: All women should have....

    So true

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    Re: All women should have....



    that was lovely to read

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    Re: All women should have....

    All very true
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    Re: All women should have....

    Oh so true

    Great post Lm

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    Re: All women should have....

    Yey! I'm definitely a woman ('cept for the electric drill bit!)

    Lovely post LM!

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    Yey! I'm definitely a woman ('cept for the electric drill bit!)
    I'm doing ok on the electric drill and screwdrivers part, but struggling with a few of the others, like:

    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
    ...a feeling of control over
    her destiny...


    Hmmmmm...... Nope.

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.
    ..how to fall in love without
    losing herself...


    I sometimes struggle....

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
    ..how to quit a job,
    break up with a lover,
    and confront a friend


    No, no and with great difficulty!

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
    ...that she can't change the
    length of her calves, the width
    of her hips, or the nature of her
    parents...


    Well, I know it, but that doesn't mean it's not bugging me!!

    Hmmmm, some work do be done here, clearly!

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    Re: All women should have....

    Don't worry girl, it will all click into place - with age, unfortunately

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    Don't worry girl, it will all click into place - with age, unfortunately
    I don't believe that for one second!

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    Re: All women should have....

    Well i am not sure if males are welcome on this thread but i am a hairdresser so am gonna comment anyway....That is a fantastic read!

    Very nice and i imagine to be very true....

    But you forgot to mention - Every woman should have

    A dance with
    Dazzler!


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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    But you forgot to mention - Every woman should have

    A dance with
    Dazzler!

    So when are you coming down to London to give us women down here our turn?!

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    Re: All women should have....

    Well its funny you should mention it because i am in dire need of a break away as it happens!...but the main problem is finding the time but i do hope to make the big jump at the start of next year and have a week traveling some venues!

    So if i do make it then does that mean you will save a dance for me?...

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    Well its funny you should mention it because i am in dire need of a break away as it happens!...but the main problem is finding the time but i do hope to make the big jump at the start of next year and have a week traveling some venues!

    So if i do make it then does that mean you will save a dance for me?...
    Looking forward to it! But boy... what a wait! (patience ain't my strong suit)

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    Looking forward to it! But boy... what a wait! (patience ain't my strong suit)
    Well as i realise it is a while away..look on the bright side..it gives me time to learn more moves and better my style! That way it should be worth the wait

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    Well as i realise it is a while away..look on the bright side..it gives me time to learn more moves and better my style! That way it should be worth the wait
    k, but you do realise that you're giving yourself quite a build-up here... will be expecting alot!

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    Re: All women should have....

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    k, but you do realise that you're giving yourself quite a build-up here... will be expecting alot!
    I know but i do my best work when am under pressure

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