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    Surreal conversations

    What’s the weirdest thing anyone has said to you whilst dancing?

    Last night someone started talking about Antonio Banderas whilst dancing with me, then asked me whom I thought was sexier – Antonio Banderas or James Bond? I asked “which James Bond”, to which he replied that he modelled himself on James Bond… and I had to guess which one (Pierce Brosnan apparently). Needless to say, you’d be hard pressed to imagine anyone further removed from either the looks or poise of either any actor who’s played JB.

    When I told my friend on the way home, she said she’d have replied “Woody Allen in Casino Royale” – sadly for his ego, much nearer the truth….

    (here's hoping he's not a lurker on the forum!)

    So, any surreal conversations to share?

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    (here's hoping he's not a lurker on the forum!)
    Yes. thats me. I'm kinda hurt really

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    Yes. thats me. I'm kinda hurt really

    So, how exactly do you model yourself on James Bond then?

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    So, how exactly do you model yourself on James Bond then?
    well mish , you firsht shtart calling every woman mish moneypenny and every man either M or Q. You walk around with a Walther PPK and drinking dry vodka martini'sh shaken not shtirred.

    and you have to shpeak with a funny lishp .. where every Sh ish pronouncched like a .. well SHSH

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    So, how exactly do you model yourself on James Bond then?
    I am actually a British Spy. Sssh.

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    I am actually a British Spy. Sssh.
    no you're not....you're Spartacus.....

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Dance Demon
    no you're not....you're Spartacus.....
    No No, Im a British Spy masquerading as a famous Dj caled Peter Phillips

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
    well mish , you firsht shtart calling every woman mish moneypenny and every man either M or Q. You walk around with a Walther PPK and drinking dry vodka martini'sh shaken not shtirred.

    and you have to shpeak with a funny lishp .. where every Sh ish pronouncched like a .. well SHSH
    Actually I do have a friend called Q...

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    Actually I do have a friend called Q...

    Not Major Quentin Boothroyd is he? IIRC that was the original name of Q.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    No No, Im a British Spy masquerading as a famous Dj caled Peter Phillips

    Mmmmm couldn't get any scarier could it? Like something from your worst nightmares! - a shmurf who is a British Shpy mashquerading ash a famoush DJ called Peter Phillips!

    Just a thought - ever wondered what colour a smurf would turn if he was being choked to death?

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Donna
    Mmmmm couldn't get any scarier could it? Like something from your worst nightmares! - a shmurf who is a British Shpy mashquerading ash a famoush DJ called Peter Phillips!
    thash Peter Phillipsh too you!

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    Re: Surreal conversations

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    What’s the weirdest thing anyone has said to you whilst dancing?
    You know, I can't think of anything? No-one talks to me whilst dancing

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly
    ... he replied that he modelled himself on James Bond… .
    What, he was a misogynist, 80-year-old widower?

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