Yes. thats me. I'm kinda hurt reallyOriginally Posted by Twirly
What’s the weirdest thing anyone has said to you whilst dancing?
Last night someone started talking about Antonio Banderas whilst dancing with me, then asked me whom I thought was sexier – Antonio Banderas or James Bond? I asked “which James Bond”, to which he replied that he modelled himself on James Bond… and I had to guess which one (Pierce Brosnan apparently). Needless to say, you’d be hard pressed to imagine anyone further removed from either the looks or poise of either any actor who’s played JB.
When I told my friend on the way home, she said she’d have replied “Woody Allen in Casino Royale” – sadly for his ego, much nearer the truth….
(here's hoping he's not a lurker on the forum!)
So, any surreal conversations to share?
Yes. thats me. I'm kinda hurt reallyOriginally Posted by Twirly
Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
So, how exactly do you model yourself on James Bond then?
well mish , you firsht shtart calling every woman mish moneypenny and every man either M or Q. You walk around with a Walther PPK and drinking dry vodka martini'sh shaken not shtirred.Originally Posted by Twirly
and you have to shpeak with a funny lishp .. where every Sh ish pronouncched like a .. well SHSH
I am actually a British Spy. Sssh.Originally Posted by Twirly
no you're not....you're Spartacus.....Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
No No, Im a British Spy masquerading as a famous Dj caled Peter PhillipsOriginally Posted by Dance Demon
Actually I do have a friend called Q...Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
Originally Posted by Twirly
Not Major Quentin Boothroyd is he? IIRC that was the original name of Q.
Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Mmmmm couldn't get any scarier could it? Like something from your worst nightmares! - a shmurf who is a British Shpy mashquerading ash a famoush DJ called Peter Phillips!
Just a thought - ever wondered what colour a smurf would turn if he was being choked to death?
thash Peter Phillipsh too you!Originally Posted by Donna
You know, I can't think of anything? No-one talks to me whilst dancingOriginally Posted by Twirly
What, he was a misogynist, 80-year-old widower?Originally Posted by Twirly
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