If you were a true scotsman you'd pick out the fly and shout
"Spit it oot ya wee b@st@rd!!"
Billy Connelly I believe?
What spoils the moment for me.. well two things, one Finding a hair in the dinner I'm about to eat or (as happened tonight) just as I'm dishing up the meal you drop it on the floor
Other things, Getting into the bath and just going "aaaaaaah" when the phone rings !!
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