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    LOL - you are a star Miss Marple !!!!

    No wonder I couldn't sleep !!!! I'm dead and didn't even know it. I just must have sensed something was very, very wrong !!!!!!!

    Wxxxx

    PS Haven't packed for the afterlife yet. God, how many pairs of pants am I going to need for this !!!! 1003, 1004, 1005..... mmmmm, might not get into Heaven if I wear THAT top... but Bill might not be waiting for me in Heaven

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    I'm sorry but when my Culter buddies start getting themselves knocked off something has to be done. It would seem that this pair of detectives are as effective as the Grampian police force at solving crime!! Are they waiting until everyone’s dead before finger the culprit?

    I know this isn't Cluedo, but can I have a guess at who the murderer is? ... Yes? ... Well okay then? ...

    Well, controversially, I think it’s Chicklet. If you think about it, it’s makes sense. She obviously faked her own death, fled to China where she has spent the last few months lying low in the suburbs. Unbeknownst to us she was concocting the poison for her murderous spree. However, her experiements in Asia have had devastating consequences …

    Yes … Exactly … She was the chicken that started the SARS virus!! Coming back here to kill off Ceroc, so she could corner the market and start her own poultry themed franchise.

    What more evidence to you need? ...

    She had opportunity and motive to sully some good names (i.e. Blue 34, brilliant handle) and deprive British dancefloors of fine talent, lowering moral and generally upsetting people!!

    This case has been well and truely quacked!! Hee Hee

    I Thank You!!
    DI CURTAIN

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    Public Appeal

    REUTERS Glasgow Thursday May 15 2003, 10:30AM
    At a press conference in Glasgow's Hilton Hotel this morning, Inspectors Clouseau and Gadget informed press of the suspicious death of Ms Wendy Law, international dancing star, and her husband Graham made an emotional appeal for help from the public.

    "I just can't believe she's gone...........she was such a special person.............whoever did it must be stopped.............if you can provide any help please, please contact Inspector Clouseau....... "

    Inspector Clouseau asked for anyone who thought they might be able to help to contact the special hotline number 5,6,7,8.

    Graham asked for anyone who wanted to go to Beach Boogie in August to contact him, as he unexpectedly had a spare place.

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    Re: Public Appeal

    Originally posted by Graham
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    Inspector Clouseau asked for anyone who thought they might be able to help to contact the special hotline number 5,6,7,8.
    Aye, that would be a step in the right direction

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    Re: Public Appeal

    Originally posted by Graham
    REUTERS Glasgow Thursday May 15 2003, 10:30AM
    Graham asked for anyone who wanted to go to Beach Boogie in August to contact him, as he unexpectedly had a spare place.


    This smillie has been slightly over used of late but, WOW, what a post.

    I'm still creasing.......

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    Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
    WOW, what a post.
    Was just thinking that myself... not necessarily accompanied by the same smiley... I'd hate to overdo things on the forum... everything in moderation..oh ****I'm dead am't I !!!

    ....I'll be there in a minute Bill, honey - put another record on ... something slower

    Wxxx

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    hold on just 20 mins Wendy sweetie, he's teaching the two young un's a couple of new things specially for you getting here while I make the lunch.

    Did I tell you they've made me do ALL the cooking and the cleaning and the tidying!!! - no ironing obviously cos we're all naked - you did know about the naked bit up here didn't you?

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    Originally posted by Chicklet
    you did know about the naked bit up here didn't you?
    Miss Marple....

    Please can I be the next to go. Followed closely by Cameron Diaz, Caprice, Heather Graham and Catherine Zeta Jones (amongst others).

    Although, a naked Bill, Brady and Dave might be more than anyone should have to cope with. Dead or Alive.

    Steve

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    Wendy, I think Trampie is saying that you and I naked doesn't er suit. Do we want to make a fuss or will we rise above it and just let this one er lie?

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    Excuse me.

    I didn't say that. I just merely pointed out a few more naked women that I'd like to add to the collection

    You know. It is supposed to be 'Heaven'. (Or should that be 'Paradise')?

    Steve

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    Ok, not a bad get out as get outs go around here.

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    It wasn't a get out. I didn't need one, since you were just reading more into my original post than was there!!

    Now. Should we discuss you coming to do my housework, naked, once I move to Scotland??

    Steve

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    I didn't think Heaven sounded as much fun as the other place. And I don't want to be naked !!! You young'uns carry on without me. I've packed now and chosen all my favourite stuff to wear (And I'd miss out on all that undressing if I was naked already ) I'm going to Hell and I don't think I'll be going alone....

    Wxxx

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    Originally posted by Wendy
    I'm going to Hell and I don't think I'll be going alone....
    apparantly its hot in hell, going naked is probably a good idea

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    Computer glitches on Radio 2 right now.. stories about people who're alive but who the "system" thinks are dead... close to home eh ???



    Wx (deceased. of course !!)

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    I guess that my stab in the dark was just that .. er ... a stab in the dark. Oh well, better luck next time I suppose. I presume Miss Marple must have a murder suspect and a plot in mind?

    Surely this isn't all a bit of fun!! Is It?

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    Curtain - you didn't get any chocolates as a leaving pressie did you?
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    Weird Experience!

    Great time at the Route 66 Party last night but it really felt quite weird sitting at a table with Chicklet, Brady and Wendy!!
    I felt a bit like the kid in Sixth Sense - you know, the one who says"I can see dead people" .

    Heather.
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    Re: Weird Experience!

    Originally posted by Heather
    Great time at the Route 66 Party last night but it really felt quite weird sitting at a table with Chicklet, Brady and Wendy!!
    I felt a bit like the kid in Sixth Sense - you know, the one who says"I can see dead people".
    What are you talking about Heather??? You and I were at a table on our own.

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    nice to see you

    Hi Heather
    nice to see you last night, glad you enjoyed it. Saw you and Graham at your table............wonder what happened to Wendy ,Chicklet and STG Brady(smoother than Guinness)

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