I'm sorry but when my Culter buddies start getting themselves knocked off something has to be done. It would seem that this pair of detectives are as effective as the Grampian police force at solving crime!! Are they waiting until everyone’s dead before finger the culprit?
I know this isn't Cluedo, but can I have a guess at who the murderer is? ... Yes? ... Well okay then? ...
Well, controversially, I think it’s Chicklet. If you think about it, it’s makes sense. She obviously faked her own death, fled to China where she has spent the last few months lying low in the suburbs. Unbeknownst to us she was concocting the poison for her murderous spree. However, her experiements in Asia have had devastating consequences …
Yes … Exactly … She was the chicken that started the SARS virus!! Coming back here to kill off Ceroc, so she could corner the market and start her own poultry themed franchise.
What more evidence to you need? ...
She had opportunity and motive to sully some good names (i.e. Blue 34, brilliant handle) and deprive British dancefloors of fine talent, lowering moral and generally upsetting people!!
This case has been well and truely quacked!! Hee Hee
I Thank You!!
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