granted.. it's now wired into the mains with a very short cable.. you can't go anywhere with it now.
I wish there was something good on TV
They are but you've just been sacked for shredding your work loadOriginally Posted by LMC
I wish my laptop wasn't just about to run out of battery
granted.. it's now wired into the mains with a very short cable.. you can't go anywhere with it now.
I wish there was something good on TV
Granted. *hands Beo a very attractive pot plant*
I wish I was more motivated
Granted you are now Mr Motivator! And are on the move 24 / 7.
I wish that I could stay up all night without feeling sleep deprivated
You can. But only because you're busy on the night shift & get to sleep all day.Originally Posted by Piglet
I wish someone would fetch me a cup of coffee.
Done. Unfortunately they have forgotten the actual cup and the cool light white linen trousers you're wearing are ruined.
I wish it wasn't so horribly muggy today
White linen?! You do know who you're talking to, don't you?Originally Posted by LMC
Granted! A huge proper cold & damp Victorian pea souper of a smoggy fog decends upon old London Town instead, complete with Jack The Ripper lurking around the next corner...I wish it wasn't so horribly muggy today
I wish I felt the urge to go dancing again....
You do want to go dancing now.
Only problem is the pea souper has closed all venues.
I wish I was going dancing instead of on holiday
You can do both - you're now booked on a flamenco holiday and there are no gorgeous men around either!
I wish that I could have got into work on Monday and Tuesday this week too!
You did they just decided not to pay youOriginally Posted by Piglet
I wish my clothes were ironed
Your clothes are now all beautifully ironed and folded, but as they shrunk in the wash they are now two sizes too small and you have nothing to wear!Originally Posted by WittyBird
I wish I had slept longer this morning. *yawn*
You did, it's Monday and you're late for workOriginally Posted by ShinyWeeStar
I wish I hadn't lost my Oakley sunglasses last night
You didn't, but you left them on the floor so that you stood on them when you got up this morning, breaking them and hurting your foot into the bargain.Originally Posted by WittyBird
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
You are, so you get laughed at both by the real punk rockers who would never do anything so silly, and the flower-sporting hippies who think you're seriously confused, man.
I wish I could get enthusiastic about going dancing tonight.
You have unfortunately the heels have snapped off all your shoesOriginally Posted by Tessalicious
I wish I didn't ache all over
Granted, all your muscles have atrophied, so they no longer exist, let alone ache.
I wish the skirt I want to wear tonight would hurry up and DRY.
Oops it's now so dry its just caught fire and there's not much left of it
I wish that a colleague would come to her senses about the deadbeat she lives with
Granted, She comes to her senses but the shock puts her in a comaOriginally Posted by Piglet
I wish I wasn't feeling so fed up all the time
Granted you now can not eat anything without being sick and will never be "fed up" again. You waste away and become a shadow of your former self
I wish that I could learn all of the words to Lily Allen's brilliant CD
Granted but now you know no other words and can only speak using lines from her songsOriginally Posted by Piglet
I wish to meet the woman of my dreams
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