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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC

    I wish my intrays were empty
    They are but you've just been sacked for shredding your work load

    I wish my laptop wasn't just about to run out of battery

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    Re: Evil Genie

    granted.. it's now wired into the mains with a very short cable.. you can't go anywhere with it now.

    I wish there was something good on TV

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    Granted. *hands Beo a very attractive pot plant*

    I wish I was more motivated

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted you are now Mr Motivator! And are on the move 24 / 7.

    I wish that I could stay up all night without feeling sleep deprivated

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    I wish that I could stay up all night without feeling sleep deprivated
    You can. But only because you're busy on the night shift & get to sleep all day.

    I wish someone would fetch me a cup of coffee.

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    Done. Unfortunately they have forgotten the actual cup and the cool light white linen trousers you're wearing are ruined.

    I wish it wasn't so horribly muggy today

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    the cool light white linen trousers you're wearing are ruined.
    White linen?! You do know who you're talking to, don't you?

    I wish it wasn't so horribly muggy today
    Granted! A huge proper cold & damp Victorian pea souper of a smoggy fog decends upon old London Town instead, complete with Jack The Ripper lurking around the next corner...

    I wish I felt the urge to go dancing again....

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You do want to go dancing now.
    Only problem is the pea souper has closed all venues.

    I wish I was going dancing instead of on holiday

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    You can do both - you're now booked on a flamenco holiday and there are no gorgeous men around either!

    I wish that I could have got into work on Monday and Tuesday this week too!

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet

    I wish that I could have got into work on Monday and Tuesday this week too!
    You did they just decided not to pay you
    I wish my clothes were ironed

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    You did they just decided not to pay you
    I wish my clothes were ironed
    Your clothes are now all beautifully ironed and folded, but as they shrunk in the wash they are now two sizes too small and you have nothing to wear!

    I wish I had slept longer this morning. *yawn*

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyWeeStar
    Your clothes are now all beautifully ironed and folded, but as they shrunk in the wash they are now two sizes too small and you have nothing to wear!

    I wish I had slept longer this morning. *yawn*
    You did, it's Monday and you're late for work

    I wish I hadn't lost my Oakley sunglasses last night

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    You did, it's Monday and you're late for work

    I wish I hadn't lost my Oakley sunglasses last night
    You didn't, but you left them on the floor so that you stood on them when you got up this morning, breaking them and hurting your foot into the bargain.

    I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

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    You are, so you get laughed at both by the real punk rockers who would never do anything so silly, and the flower-sporting hippies who think you're seriously confused, man.

    I wish I could get enthusiastic about going dancing tonight.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious

    I wish I could get enthusiastic about going dancing tonight.
    You have unfortunately the heels have snapped off all your shoes

    I wish I didn't ache all over

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted, all your muscles have atrophied, so they no longer exist, let alone ache.

    I wish the skirt I want to wear tonight would hurry up and DRY.

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    Oops it's now so dry its just caught fire and there's not much left of it

    I wish that a colleague would come to her senses about the deadbeat she lives with

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    I wish that a colleague would come to her senses about the deadbeat she lives with
    Granted, She comes to her senses but the shock puts her in a coma

    I wish I wasn't feeling so fed up all the time

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted you now can not eat anything without being sick and will never be "fed up" again. You waste away and become a shadow of your former self

    I wish that I could learn all of the words to Lily Allen's brilliant CD

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    I wish that I could learn all of the words to Lily Allen's brilliant CD
    Granted but now you know no other words and can only speak using lines from her songs

    I wish to meet the woman of my dreams

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