Evil Genie

[Cruella]

I wish I didn't have to drive to Hammersmith tonight

You don't, you have to walk instead.
I wish my dance shoe hadn't broken last night

[Feelingpink]

You don't, you have to walk instead.
I wish my dance shoe hadn't broken last night

It hasn't, but your foot is so swollen, you can't get it on.
I wish a handyman would appear to change the light fittings & add dimmer switches.

[WittyBird]

I wish a handyman would appear to change the light fittings & add dimmer switches.

He did, he just knew nothing about electrics and blew your house up, you now have no abode

I wish the music at Hammersmith had been better

[Beowulf]

Shazaaaam !!

The music was the best you have ever heard but after hearing the best most heavenly music in the universe everything else now sounds like fingernails on a blackboard and you have to wear ear plugs all day and sleep in a sensory deprivation chamber to shield yourself from the cacophony

I wish I wasn't so self effacing and had a better self image.

[WittyBird]

I wish I wasn't so self effacing and had a better self image.

Bingo, but you're now so arrogant and obnoxious you've lost all your friends and live the life of a recluse

I wish I didn't have to pack a suitcase

[Feelingpink]

Bingo, but you're now so arrogant and obnoxious you've lost all your friends and live the life of a recluse

I wish I didn't have to pack a suitcase

You don't. You're now moving to the other side of the world, so you have to pack up all your possessions instead.
I wish I didn't have to travel to Oxford today.

[Beowulf]

Granted.. you and I swap places. I'm going to Oxford but you're stuck in Aberdeen with a flat full of dirty dishes and laundry to do!

i wish I knew how to get back home form Oxford

[WittyBird]

I'm going to Oxford

I wasn't going to Oxford in the first place!

i wish I knew how to get back home form Oxford

You do! but all your belongings are in Aberdeen you have to hitch hike or walk wearing WittyBirds clothes

[LMC]

Play properly WB - wish please ...

[Icey]

i wish I knew how to get back home form Oxford

< Puff of smoke > ... you do know the way home from Oxford but you're in Timbuktoo.

I wish I could take a week off work

[Piglet]

Granted - but you've only got the week off because you've got an unknown nasty bug which means you need to visit the loo every 5 minutes...

I wish that I was feeling well

[Piglet]

Granted. Your feet are sore instead.

Wow - this evil Genie kinda works - though I've still got a sore throat and sore thighs to go with the tender feet!

[whitetiger1518]

Granted - but you've only got the week off because you've got an unknown nasty bug which means you need to visit the loo every 5 minutes...

I wish that I was feeling well

You are well, but you are now bored because you have given the bug to everyone else..


I wish that my dance shoes were properly broken in, so that I could dance all night in them.

Whitetiger

[Cruella]

I wish that my dance shoes were properly broken in, so that I could dance all night in them.

They are broken in half. So now you have to dance on tip toes all the time.
I wish my sons back would heal up!

[Piglet]

I wish my sons back would heal up!

Your son now has no legs and the heels of his feet stick out of his back half way up! His toes are where his shoulder blades should be.

I wish there was a miracle cure that solved every ailment

[LMC]

There is. Unfortunately it kills you within 3 seconds.

I wish I could work from home

[Feelingpink]

There is. Unfortunately it kills you within 3 seconds.

I wish I could work from home

You can. Unfortunately, home doesn't have any doors or windows & you can't escape.
I wish I had a bunch of fresh flowers delivered free twice a week.

[Piglet]

What a lovely thought - it's arranged, however you now get hayfever every time you receive a bouquet of flowers and it beds you for 3 days!

I wish that whenever I wanted something nice to happen I would just have to click my fingers

[WittyBird]

I wish that whenever I wanted something nice to happen I would just have to click my fingers

You can - unfortunately you just lost both hands in a nasty accident

I wish I wasn't in the seedy Matlock Bath hotel on my own

[LMC]

*waves hands around in vague and strange gestures*. You now have the Corpse to keep you company.

I wish my intrays were empty