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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
    I wish I could read peoples minds.. to know what they really think of me.
    You can, but you really wish you couldn't
    I wish that wasps were extinct.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted, but midgies grow bigger to fill the neiche and start invading englandshire.

    I wish there was no need for people to build weapons capable of killing more than five people at once.

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    granted.. there's now only 5 people in the entire planet and they're all evenly spaced out.

    I wish I didn't look like Gadget.

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    Done. You now look like you were separated at birth from Rab C Nesbitt (vest, hairband and all...)

    I wish that Ashtons would provide FREE water and put in extra fans tonight as it's so damn hot

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Done. You now look like you were separated at birth from Rab C Nesbitt (vest, hairband and all...)

    I wish that Ashtons would provide FREE water and put in extra fans tonight as it's so damn hot
    Granted. But it's no longer for a Ceroc gig because they've had a better booking from Matthew Corbett with the Sooty and Sweep show.

    I wish we had colonies on Mars.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    I wish we had colonies on Mars.
    We do but they are colonies of salmonella, they've formed their own government and now call their home 'Believe'.

    I wish I enjoyed all forms of exercise

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo

    I wish we had colonies on Mars.
    Granted Too late, the Martians are already here! they have colonised Slough

    I wish we had a little bit of pluto's weather

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by ToeTrampler
    We do but they are colonies of salmonella, they've formed their own government and now call their home 'Believe'.

    I wish I enjoyed all forms of exercise
    Sorry Toe Trampler seemed to have trampled on your reply
    have your thread back

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by ToeTrampler
    I wish I enjoyed all forms of exercise
    Now you do, you annoy everyone who knows you because you're always hot and sweaty and can't stay still for all of 10 seconds. No-one can have a decent conversation with you because your words are punctured with all the jogging on the spot you do

    I wish I didn't have a sore throat

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    Granted. Your feet are sore instead.

    I wish Starbucks was an ethical company so I didn't have to feel guilty about being addicted to their Frappucino Espresso Lites

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish Starbucks was an ethical company so I didn't have to feel guilty about being addicted to their Frappucino Espresso Lites
    Granted, the definition of the word ethical is now re-defined across the world to;
    "Any thing that does not cause mass genocide!"
    (you concience is eased and frapp is still good )

    I wish I was in 2 places at once

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    You are. Your top half is in a nice Stephen Hawking-styley motorised wheel chair and the bottom half has been mounted in brine, in a large jar, by Damien Hirst and is in the Saatchi Gallery.

    I wish I'd done my packing for Beach Boogie

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    I wish I'd done my packing for Beach Boogie
    Done, except you can't remember the combination for the lock, and you've packed away all your clean underwear

    I wish there was still some Baileys left in the bottle
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiggerbabe

    I wish there was still some Baileys left in the bottle
    There is, but the bottle is located in your local shop which is closed until Christmas

    I wish I could get into the size 6 jeans I bought by mistake

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Your wish is my command.. You have now got a degenratative muscle wasting disease and never ending sickness and diahorro.. dire hir.. dihar.. never ending sickness and the trots. You are very thin but have no energy to move

    I wish I could spell

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
    I wish I could spell
    You can, you're now a witch! (with boils and everything )
    I wish i was going dancing tonight.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You was, but now you isn't, innit.

    I wish I could dance better in dance trainers.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious
    You was, but now you isn't, innit.

    I wish I could dance better in dance trainers.
    No problem – you (with your heels) are now the size of an ant. Shouldn't have any problems dancing inside dance trainers now...

    I wish I knew what I was going to do the rest of the weekend.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi

    I wish I knew what I was going to do the rest of the weekend.
    You now know that you have an audition at The Pink Handbag (Blackpool) on Monday. So you are spending all the weekend practising as a drag queen, and waxing away all your hairy bits!

    I wish i could lose some weight before my holiday, without the hard work!

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella

    I wish i could lose some weight before my holiday, without the hard work!
    You have, but it's only come off the right hand side of your body

    I wish I didn't have to drive to Hammersmith tonight

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