Granted, but midgies grow bigger to fill the neiche and start invading englandshire.
I wish there was no need for people to build weapons capable of killing more than five people at once.
You can, but you really wish you couldn'tOriginally Posted by Beowulf1970
I wish that wasps were extinct.
Granted, but midgies grow bigger to fill the neiche and start invading englandshire.
I wish there was no need for people to build weapons capable of killing more than five people at once.
granted.. there's now only 5 people in the entire planet and they're all evenly spaced out.
I wish I didn't look like Gadget.
Done. You now look like you were separated at birth from Rab C Nesbitt (vest, hairband and all...)
I wish that Ashtons would provide FREE water and put in extra fans tonight as it's so damn hot
Granted. But it's no longer for a Ceroc gig because they've had a better booking from Matthew Corbett with the Sooty and Sweep show.Originally Posted by LMC
I wish we had colonies on Mars.
We do but they are colonies of salmonella, they've formed their own government and now call their home 'Believe'.Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
I wish I enjoyed all forms of exercise
Granted Too late, the Martians are already here! they have colonised SloughOriginally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
I wish we had a little bit of pluto's weather
Sorry Toe Trampler seemed to have trampled on your replyOriginally Posted by ToeTrampler
have your thread back
Now you do, you annoy everyone who knows you because you're always hot and sweaty and can't stay still for all of 10 seconds. No-one can have a decent conversation with you because your words are punctured with all the jogging on the spot you doOriginally Posted by ToeTrampler
I wish I didn't have a sore throat
Granted. Your feet are sore instead.
I wish Starbucks was an ethical company so I didn't have to feel guilty about being addicted to their Frappucino Espresso Lites
Granted, the definition of the word ethical is now re-defined across the world to;Originally Posted by LMC
"Any thing that does not cause mass genocide!"
(you concience is eased and frapp is still good )
I wish I was in 2 places at once
You are. Your top half is in a nice Stephen Hawking-styley motorised wheel chair and the bottom half has been mounted in brine, in a large jar, by Damien Hirst and is in the Saatchi Gallery.
I wish I'd done my packing for Beach Boogie
Done, except you can't remember the combination for the lock, and you've packed away all your clean underwearOriginally Posted by Rhythm King
I wish there was still some Baileys left in the bottle
"If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw
There is, but the bottle is located in your local shop which is closed until ChristmasOriginally Posted by Tiggerbabe
I wish I could get into the size 6 jeans I bought by mistake
Your wish is my command.. You have now got a degenratative muscle wasting disease and never ending sickness and diahorro.. dire hir.. dihar.. never ending sickness and the trots. You are very thin but have no energy to move
I wish I could spell
You can, you're now a witch! (with boils and everything )Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
I wish i was going dancing tonight.
You was, but now you isn't, innit.
I wish I could dance better in dance trainers.
No problem – you (with your heels) are now the size of an ant. Shouldn't have any problems dancing inside dance trainers now...Originally Posted by Tessalicious
I wish I knew what I was going to do the rest of the weekend.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
You now know that you have an audition at The Pink Handbag (Blackpool) on Monday. So you are spending all the weekend practising as a drag queen, and waxing away all your hairy bits!Originally Posted by ducasi
I wish i could lose some weight before my holiday, without the hard work!
You have, but it's only come off the right hand side of your bodyOriginally Posted by Cruella
I wish I didn't have to drive to Hammersmith tonight
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