Evil Genie

[LMC]

You're so efficient that you've done everything and optimised/reinvented company systems so that they can cut down on 1 employee. You'll get a good reference though, bye.

I wish that my coffee cup would refill automatically

[Dynamo]

I wish that my coffee cup would refill automatically

by LMC

Your wish is granted, but you chip the bottom as you place it on the top shelf. You now wake to find the house 5 feet deep in coffee and flooding off down the street.

I wish it would only rain at night after 4am

[El Salsero Gringo]

by LMC

Your wish is granted, but you chip the bottom as you place it on the top shelf. You now wake to find the house 5 feet deep in coffee and flooding off down the street.

I wish it would only rain at night after 4am

Sorted. Thunderstorms every night from 4-5. Unfortunately, your new job requires you to be outdoors every morning during this time. So not only do you have to get up early, you're going to get very wet, too.

I wish could sleep better in hot weather.

[Cruella]

I wish could sleep better in hot weather.

You can, now when ever it's hotter than 25 degrees you instantly fall asleep!
I wish i was at home.

[Dynamo]

You are, but its a dogs home ( for Dalmations of course )

I too wish I could sleep better in the heat

[Cruella]

You are, but its a dogs home ( for Dalmations of course )

I too wish I could sleep better in the heat

Granted! You and ESG will be falling asleep together!
I wish it was friday.

[Dynamo]

I wish it was friday.

by Cruella

You are now forever Friday ( Man Friday, that is ) castaway on some sandy tropical island with No dancance floor

I wish for my breakfast be brought up to me now

[LMC]

Done. Literally, by someone who already ate it.

I wish that I could wander round my office with no shoes on (silly H&S rules )

[Dynamo]

[QUOTE]Done. Literally, by someone who already ate it.
QUOTE]

Ooooh, just gone off breakfast : wink:

I wish that I could wander round my office with no shoes on (silly H&S rules )

No problem, you nolonger have to wear shoes in office, they are now steel toe capped waders for foundaries
(H&S typing error, but founary worker can now wear courts)

I wish you cant see what I can wear in my office ( really )

[whitetiger1518]

I can't see what you are wearing, you are invisible.

I wish I was on a permanent contract.



Whitetiger

[Gadget]

You've just sold your soul

I wish everyone happyness

[Donna]

You've just sold your soul

I wish everyone happyness

They are - now everbody is gay

[ducasi]

I wish Donna would post a wish!

[ducasi]

I wish Donna would post a wish!

I guess there are some wishes that even an evil genie can't do.

I wish I was going to the pub in 10 minutes.

[Cruella]

I wish I was going to the pub in 10 minutes.

You are, it's really hot and you're dying for a nice cold beer, but they won't let you in!
I wish it was this time tomorrow and i had now broken up for the 6 weeks school holiday.

[LMC]

Done. Unfortunately, it's your feet that have broken off, they got left in the school, the caretaker has left the country so no dancing for you until September.

I wish my cats would stop hissing at each other

[Gadget]

Done - they now can talk and have blazing rows instead, shouting over your favourite TV show and music.

I wish people didn't get damamged so easily.

[Caro]

Done. Unfortunately, it's your feet that have broken off, they got left in the school, the caretaker has left the country so no dancing for you until September.

I wish my cats would stop hissing at each other

granted, they now won't stop barking loudly at each other

I wish we had our part of the paneuropean sunny & hot weather pie in Aberdeen (fog and 18 deg today)

[Caro]

oops too late!!

Done - they now can talk and have blazing rows instead, shouting over your favourite TV show and music.

I wish people didn't get damamged so easily.

they don't anymore, now people don't feel anything anyway. thanks for taking away happiness gadget !

I still wish we had our part of the paneuropean sunny & hot weather pie in Aberdeen (fog and 18 deg today)

[Beowulf]

granted..it's now permanently hot but now the lousy UK water supply dries up, the NHS falls down with all the heat problems and everybody moans about it being too hot.

I wish I could read peoples minds.. to know what they really think of me.