Originally Posted by LMC
You wish is my command. however you're now an eminent physicist and with world lecture tours and research, you have no time to dance ot meet your friends.
I wish I was loved.
Done - collect your P45 on your way back
I wish I wasn't so stupid
Originally Posted by LMC
You wish is my command. however you're now an eminent physicist and with world lecture tours and research, you have no time to dance ot meet your friends.
I wish I was loved.
Granted but it's by Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction so I hope you like rabbit stewOriginally Posted by Beowulf1970
I wish I was more confident and charismatic(?) at public speaking
You now have oodles of confidence but no sense to make you aware that your mates now find you arrogant. You are so charismatic that Lynx adverts are now based on you and you have 5 girlfriends on the go, however, the stress of keeping them all secret from each other is making your hair fall out and you've developed a bit of halitosis!
I wish for world peace.
Your wish is granted, peace in our time , Nelson Mandella salutes youI wish for world peace.
but then the next US president digs out a book on past world boundaries and sets about settling old border disputes unilaterally
I wish today could last forever
Granted, but it is the worst day you've ever had.
I wish i could be 21 again
No problem = you can be 21 forever - you're now a no. 21 bus!Originally Posted by Cruella
I wish that my son would drop his teenage "attitude"
Granted.. but now he's a baby again.. for ever.. nappy changing and sleepless nights are your life from now on.
I wish For more wishes
Your wish is my command - but they will only work for other people
I wish that we all looked after our world a bit better
Granted: your world is now an ice-covered airless rock, in pristine condition, located on the far side of Pluto.
I wish I could dance better
You are now a dancing god... shame you've lost all enjoyment in it.Originally Posted by Rhythm King
I wish I were a dolphin.
Granted, you are now swimming about the sea but have just been caught along with a load of tuna in non-dolphin friendly nets and ended up in a tin in a supermarketOriginally Posted by straycat264
I wish I could play the violin well
(only one person has heard my awful rendition of twinkle twinkle little star, a once in a lifetime experience for all the wrong reasons )
Done: unfortunatly it's only "well" in the opinion of cats and horror movie score writers.
I wish I could see what would have happened if I had taken some of the opportunities that I let pass.
Granted, you stop to chat and end up marrying this goergous lady who dances like a princess, you are the CEO of a multinational corporation, life is really good at the top.
But she was toMarry the new US president, who becomes president but is heartbroken and starts world wars to solve his ego.
I wish I was not verbose
Granted, your now a mime artist for the rest of eternityOriginally Posted by Dynamo
I wish snakes became extinct
Granted.. but now the planet is overrun with rodents!!
I wish I was on Holiday
Granted, you are on the Billie Holiday celebration tour.
I wish my house was instantly tidy
Granted but now you know where nothing is kept and make a mess of it again trying to find anythingOriginally Posted by Dynamo
I wish for a little bit of happiness in life (yeah I'll get the violin out for the sad music )
Granted - but you need to know real misery 99% of the time to appreciate that little 1%.
I wish my job paid more.
Granted, you are now a bank teller, you pay everyone
I wish I had done more work today
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