Granted. Size 2.
I wish I could decide what to have for breakfast
Granted. Now everyone is *exactly the same* and life has become intolerably boring.Originally Posted by Sparkles
I wish ... I had a new pair of dance shoes.
Granted. Size 2.
I wish I could decide what to have for breakfast
You have now decided that for breakfast you would like pickled onions with rotten fish and bits of metal
I wish I had perfect eyesight
You do, in one eye - the other got worse to compensate.
I wish I had a great job lined up, starting next week.
You do, but the hours of work are 6 pm to 1 am 7 days a week. And it's in the Falkland Islands.
I wish I had more holiday
Granted - 4 days off a week for the rest of your life, but you always have to work weekends without fail, so no more weekenders for you.
I wish my room was tidy.
You just got burgled, and they took everything. I mean - *everything*. Left the place spotless though.Originally Posted by Tessalicious
I wish I could dance Salsa.
Granted! You can, but only as a follower...Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
Wish I had a new car!
Done. It's 6 inches high and made of Lego.
I wish coffee wasn't so addictive
Granted; you just get addicted to drinking tea instead.
I wish... I could remember what I've forgotten.
You've remembered what you forgot - it was that yesterday was your wedding anniversary and now you're in big trouble!
I wish I had a puppy
No problem - you've got 2! Hush puppies! shh now!
I wish that I could have a full body massage
Originally Posted by Piglet
Granted, but you had a severe allergic reaction to the massage oil.
I wish September would hurry up so I can go on holiday!!
It has been hurried along but we're now on 18th July 2007 and you're a year older and looking forward to this year's holiday in September
TPBM wishes they could tan in 5 seconds
Wrong thread
I actually wish that the next Ice Age would bloody well hurry up, I hate this heat.
Granted: You are now lying crushed under a 2000' thick glacier.
I wish I was healthy
You are - until you get hit by a passing double decker, ouch!
I wish that my favourite unhealthy foods (ice cream, chocolate, etc) were good for me.
Done, but the necessary change in your metabolism has made you violently allergic to airborne oxygen.
I wish I was at home
You are - you now live in your office.
I wish it was tea time.
It is-- now you have to cook for the rest of us.
I wish I could go mountain biking tomorrow
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