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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    There now are - but they're all much shorter than 60mins, so you haven't gained any time at all.

    I wish people could learn to put aside their differences and get along together
    Granted. Now everyone is *exactly the same* and life has become intolerably boring.

    I wish ... I had a new pair of dance shoes.

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    Granted. Size 2.

    I wish I could decide what to have for breakfast

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You have now decided that for breakfast you would like pickled onions with rotten fish and bits of metal

    I wish I had perfect eyesight

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You do, in one eye - the other got worse to compensate.

    I wish I had a great job lined up, starting next week.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You do, but the hours of work are 6 pm to 1 am 7 days a week. And it's in the Falkland Islands.

    I wish I had more holiday

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted - 4 days off a week for the rest of your life, but you always have to work weekends without fail, so no more weekenders for you.

    I wish my room was tidy.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious
    Granted - 4 days off a week for the rest of your life, but you always have to work weekends without fail, so no more weekenders for you.

    I wish my room was tidy.
    You just got burgled, and they took everything. I mean - *everything*. Left the place spotless though.

    I wish I could dance Salsa.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    You just got burgled, and they took everything. I mean - *everything*. Left the place spotless though.

    I wish I could dance Salsa.
    Granted! You can, but only as a follower...


    Wish I had a new car!

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    Done. It's 6 inches high and made of Lego.

    I wish coffee wasn't so addictive

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted; you just get addicted to drinking tea instead.

    I wish... I could remember what I've forgotten.

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    You've remembered what you forgot - it was that yesterday was your wedding anniversary and now you're in big trouble!

    I wish I had a puppy

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    No problem - you've got 2! Hush puppies! shh now!

    I wish that I could have a full body massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    No problem - you've got 2! Hush puppies! shh now!

    I wish that I could have a full body massage

    Granted, but you had a severe allergic reaction to the massage oil.

    I wish September would hurry up so I can go on holiday!!

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    Re: Evil Genie

    It has been hurried along but we're now on 18th July 2007 and you're a year older and looking forward to this year's holiday in September

    TPBM wishes they could tan in 5 seconds

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Wrong thread

    I actually wish that the next Ice Age would bloody well hurry up, I hate this heat.

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    Granted: You are now lying crushed under a 2000' thick glacier.

    I wish I was healthy

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You are - until you get hit by a passing double decker, ouch!

    I wish that my favourite unhealthy foods (ice cream, chocolate, etc) were good for me.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Done, but the necessary change in your metabolism has made you violently allergic to airborne oxygen.

    I wish I was at home

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You are - you now live in your office.

    I wish it was tea time.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    It is-- now you have to cook for the rest of us.

    I wish I could go mountain biking tomorrow

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