Originally Posted by ducasi
It is now. Now you have extremely noisey neighbours.
I wish I could have a BBQ now.
Your wish has come true! Now no-one's posting!Originally Posted by Cruella
I wish my house was tidy and clean.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
Originally Posted by ducasi
It is now. Now you have extremely noisey neighbours.
I wish I could have a BBQ now.
Granted. Unfortunately, your boss takes a dim view of this and you've just been sacked.
I wish it were legal to use napalm in my (overgrown) garden
There you go! The magic BBQ which makes you put on three stone overnight!Originally Posted by Donna
I wish my boss would buy me a really good Mac at work to replace my PC.
He did but then you were transfered again!Originally Posted by straycat264
i wish that my accounts were done for me
Done - by monkeys. Now it will take 5 years to sort out that mess.
I wish I were with my freinds, with an ice cool drink, an out-door dance floor and a smooth band playing
Done! I've also invited all the local seagulls along too!Originally Posted by Gadget
I wish I didn't have this mouth ulcer.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
Done! It's now in your stomach.Originally Posted by ducasi
I wish the children at the club would all behave themselves.
No action required, they are evidently behaving themselves already. Just badly.
I wish I had some food in my fridge
Alacazam! Your fridge is full - of Whiskas finest.
I wish I was going dancing tonight.
Done. Unfortunatly it's all out of date and smells really bad.
Done. It's mongolian folk dancing with real yacks.
I wish I had a better computer
Done! But the genie forgot to transfer your files during the upgrade and has sent your old one to the Magic Recycling Company – it's already been turned into pixie dust!Originally Posted by Gadget
I wish I didn't feel so hyper when I want to go to my bed.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
Done; but you are now so lethargic that you can't be bothered getting out of it again to dance.
I wish I was the best dancer on the planet.
Welcome to Mars
I wish water wasn't so boring to drink
Nae bother – water is now alcohol!Originally Posted by LMC
I wish I had blond hair.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
You have - all over the palms of your hands!
I wish I owned a big house in the country
Granted - You now live in a palace - deep in the country in South America 1000 miles from anywhere close to civilisation
I wish that it was always sunny in Aberdeen during the day and rainy at night (so we wouldn't have a hose pipe ban)
Granted. Shame you now live in Queensland, Australia.
I wish my boss would let us have the day off 'cos of the heat
You got it, but you're not out of work because the heat was caused by a raging inferno
I wish that there were more hours in the day
There now are - but they're all much shorter than 60mins, so you haven't gained any time at all.
I wish people could learn to put aside their differences and get along together
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