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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella
    I wish the posts didn't keep overlapping.
    Your wish has come true! Now no-one's posting!

    I wish my house was tidy and clean.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi
    Your wish has come true! Now no-one's posting!

    I wish my house was tidy and clean.

    It is now. Now you have extremely noisey neighbours.

    I wish I could have a BBQ now.

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    Granted. Unfortunately, your boss takes a dim view of this and you've just been sacked.

    I wish it were legal to use napalm in my (overgrown) garden

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Donna
    I wish I could have a BBQ now.
    There you go! The magic BBQ which makes you put on three stone overnight!

    I wish my boss would buy me a really good Mac at work to replace my PC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264
    There you go! The magic BBQ which makes you put on three stone overnight!

    I wish my boss would buy me a really good Mac at work to replace my PC.
    He did but then you were transfered again!

    i wish that my accounts were done for me

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    Done - by monkeys. Now it will take 5 years to sort out that mess.

    I wish I were with my freinds, with an ice cool drink, an out-door dance floor and a smooth band playing

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget
    I wish I were with my freinds, with an ice cool drink, an out-door dance floor and a smooth band playing
    Done! I've also invited all the local seagulls along too!

    I wish I didn't have this mouth ulcer.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi
    Done! I've also invited all the local seagulls along too!

    I wish I didn't have this mouth ulcer.
    Done! It's now in your stomach.

    I wish the children at the club would all behave themselves.

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    No action required, they are evidently behaving themselves already. Just badly.

    I wish I had some food in my fridge

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    Alacazam! Your fridge is full - of Whiskas finest.

    I wish I was going dancing tonight.

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    Done. Unfortunatly it's all out of date and smells really bad.
    Done. It's mongolian folk dancing with real yacks.

    I wish I had a better computer

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget
    I wish I had a better computer
    Done! But the genie forgot to transfer your files during the upgrade and has sent your old one to the Magic Recycling Company – it's already been turned into pixie dust!

    I wish I didn't feel so hyper when I want to go to my bed.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Done; but you are now so lethargic that you can't be bothered getting out of it again to dance.

    I wish I was the best dancer on the planet.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Welcome to Mars

    I wish water wasn't so boring to drink

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish water wasn't so boring to drink
    Nae bother – water is now alcohol!

    I wish I had blond hair.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    You have - all over the palms of your hands!

    I wish I owned a big house in the country

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted - You now live in a palace - deep in the country in South America 1000 miles from anywhere close to civilisation

    I wish that it was always sunny in Aberdeen during the day and rainy at night (so we wouldn't have a hose pipe ban)

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    Granted. Shame you now live in Queensland, Australia.

    I wish my boss would let us have the day off 'cos of the heat

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    You got it, but you're not out of work because the heat was caused by a raging inferno

    I wish that there were more hours in the day

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    Re: Evil Genie

    There now are - but they're all much shorter than 60mins, so you haven't gained any time at all.

    I wish people could learn to put aside their differences and get along together

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