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    Re: Evil Genie

    You can, but they cant dig the hole till next week.

    I wish for a nice cold shower ( perhaps the horns will wash off )

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    I wish that I could go and jump into a swimming pool in my garden right now
    Shame you forgot to put on your swimming cozzie, and are revealing a bit more than you intended to the world...

    I wish I was there.

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    You are there, but minutes after Piglet finds her modesty

    I wish I knew a joke for the jokes thread

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You do, unfortunately they have all already been posted. Don't let that stop you though...

    I wish I could fly

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Its your birthday, and the Genie is not so mean.
    So you can fly and sprout little angel wings.

    Happy birthday LMC :Kiss

    I wish I could see you fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamo
    Its your birthday, and the Genie is not so mean.
    So you can fly and sprout little angel wings.

    Happy birthday LMC :Kiss

    I wish I could see you fly

    She did for a split second when she jumped off the cliff, but the wings were too small.

    I wish I could go back to bed now

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    Re: Evil Genie

    I bet you wished someone was there to catch her

    They were but the tide was already in


    I wish I could type faster

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamo
    I bet you wished someone was there to catch her

    They were but the tide was already in


    I wish I could type faster

    Wish granted. Now you suffer from severe RSI.

    I wish we could have a big thunder storm to cool the air down.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You can though you now earn a living audio typing 14 hours a day...

    I wish my income exceeded my expenditure.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted: unfortunatly your income is in Drachmas and your expenditure is in Sterling.

    I wish... for enough resources not to bother with "work" again.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You are now living the Good Life (except without Felicity Kendall - I'm an Evil Genie remember?)

    I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia on my desk

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia on my desk
    Melted. Not just on the desk, but all...over...it...

    I wish I hadn't sunburnt my head on Saturday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264
    Melted. Not just on the desk, but all...over...it...

    I wish I hadn't sunburnt my head on Saturday.
    Ok sunburn gone, but I won't replace all the hair I had to take off in order for it to work properly. Sorry.


    I wish an ice cream van would park up outside my office.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    You are now living the Good Life

    I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia on my desk
    I thought it was Margo and Jerry?

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Donna
    Ok sunburn gone, but I won't replace all the hair I had to take off in order for it to work properly. Sorry.
    What hair?
    Quote Originally Posted by Donna
    I wish an ice cream van would park up outside my office.
    ... and then refuse point-blank to serve you

    [EDIT] forgot to wish..... that I was getting on with some work, not getting distracted by the forum!

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    Re: Evil Genie

    It has, but it's jingle is stuck on play and can't be switched off! It's driving you nuts! (Oh and it's sold out of ice cream too)

    I wish all the nasty people in the world would become nice.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    They are all now nice, and have just left in a spaceship for a better world. Actually, that would probably be a good thing.

    All the nasty people are now nice, unfortunately, all the nice people have become nasty.

    I wish I could find shoes that fit me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella
    It has, but it's jingle is stuck on play and can't be switched off! It's driving you nuts! (Oh and it's sold out of ice cream too)

    I wish all the nasty people in the world would become nice.
    Done! Shame all the nice people just became nasty

    Repeating last wish (plus an extra plea for some willpower)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    They are all now nice, and have just left in a spaceship for a better world. Actually, that would probably be a good thing.

    All the nasty people are now nice, unfortunately, all the nice people have become nasty.

    I wish I could find shoes that fit me
    You have, and they are a 6 inch heel!

    I wish the evil genie could become a nice genie.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    I wish the posts didn't keep overlapping.

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