Shame you forgot to put on your swimming cozzie, and are revealing a bit more than you intended to the world...Originally Posted by Piglet
I wish I was there.
You can, but they cant dig the hole till next week.
I wish for a nice cold shower ( perhaps the horns will wash off )
Shame you forgot to put on your swimming cozzie, and are revealing a bit more than you intended to the world...Originally Posted by Piglet
I wish I was there.
You are there, but minutes after Piglet finds her modesty
I wish I knew a joke for the jokes thread
You do, unfortunately they have all already been posted. Don't let that stop you though...
I wish I could fly
Its your birthday, and the Genie is not so mean.
So you can fly and sprout little angel wings.
Happy birthday LMC :Kiss
I wish I could see you fly
Originally Posted by Dynamo
She did for a split second when she jumped off the cliff, but the wings were too small.
I wish I could go back to bed now
I bet you wished someone was there to catch her
They were but the tide was already in
I wish I could type faster
Originally Posted by Dynamo
Wish granted. Now you suffer from severe RSI.
I wish we could have a big thunder storm to cool the air down.
You can though you now earn a living audio typing 14 hours a day...
I wish my income exceeded my expenditure.
Granted: unfortunatly your income is in Drachmas and your expenditure is in Sterling.
I wish... for enough resources not to bother with "work" again.
You are now living the Good Life (except without Felicity Kendall - I'm an Evil Genie remember?)
I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia on my desk
Melted. Not just on the desk, but all...over...it...Originally Posted by LMC
I wish I hadn't sunburnt my head on Saturday.
Ok sunburn gone, but I won't replace all the hair I had to take off in order for it to work properly. Sorry.Originally Posted by straycat264
I wish an ice cream van would park up outside my office.
I thought it was Margo and Jerry?Originally Posted by LMC
What hair?Originally Posted by Donna
... and then refuse point-blank to serve youOriginally Posted by Donna
[EDIT] forgot to wish..... that I was getting on with some work, not getting distracted by the forum!
It has, but it's jingle is stuck on play and can't be switched off! It's driving you nuts! (Oh and it's sold out of ice cream too)
I wish all the nasty people in the world would become nice.
They are all now nice, and have just left in a spaceship for a better world. Actually, that would probably be a good thing.
All the nasty people are now nice, unfortunately, all the nice people have become nasty.
I wish I could find shoes that fit me
Done! Shame all the nice people just became nastyOriginally Posted by Cruella
Repeating last wish (plus an extra plea for some willpower)
You have, and they are a 6 inch heel!Originally Posted by LMC
I wish the evil genie could become a nice genie.
I wish the posts didn't keep overlapping.
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