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    You can....but now you've got so into the organising, you realise that dancing is a frivolous waste of time, and make a rash descision to join the army!

    I wish I had something good to eat, and I could eat it and it wouldn't make me ill, or disappear when i tucked in.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    *delivers a whole plate of raw spinach and liver* Very good for you, full of iron. Tuck in.

    I wish I didn't have the usual post-SP cold :sniff:

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    mmm....yummy. (shame it's hard to do sarcasm in writing)

    you don't. Come to think if it, you don't remember going to SP, either. Oh well - you must have mised it this year 'cause it's always made you ill before!

    I wish my car worked so I didn't have to cycle everywhere in this cold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mythical View Post
    I wish my car worked so I didn't have to cycle everywhere in this cold!
    You do, but driving in to work you skid and write if off along with 17 other cars

    I wish that I was up to date with my homework

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    you ARE up to date with your homework.
    You hand it in, and are handed another lot to do.
    (doesn't that happen anyway....I can't see any way of being more evil with homework than it already is!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icey View Post
    You do, but driving in to work you skid and write if off along with 17 other cars

    I wish that I was up to date with my homework
    All done - at last. But with this geni being evil you finished on your 90th birthday. You have spent all your life on homework, didnt even get to sit your exams.

    I wish i wasnt looking after my kid this weekend. (is that nasty)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Achaeco View Post
    I wish i wasnt looking after my kid this weekend. (is that nasty)
    Ok......... you end up your wish granted, and then you see your child with your ex's new partner, then you wish you were looking after your child this weekend.

    I wish for nothing really, think I've got most of what I want for the next five minutes.

    Ok couldn't wait five minutes - I wish my best mate in Ireland will go to Ceroc in Dublin and then I can go too, when I visit her.
    Last edited by rubyred; 12th-February-2007 at 02:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    I wish my best mate in Ireland will go to Ceroc in Dublin and then I can go too, when I visit her.
    Wish granted! Your mate turns out to be really good at Ceroc and becomes a hotshot.....is now too cool to hang out with you anymore. Bummer!

    I wish my friend would call me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green-eyed Monsta View Post
    I wish my friend would call me.....
    Would call you what?

    Granted, your friend does call you but because you haven't paid the bill the call gets cut off.

    I wish that I didn't have to drive to Surrey this afternoon

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    You don't, you have to drive to Siberia. Enjoy!

    I wish my geography was more up to scratch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious View Post

    I wish my geography was more up to scratch.
    your wish is granted you now get a rash and scratch yourself around the world.

    I wish that I could dance with Darren Bennet
    Last edited by rubyred; 24th-February-2007 at 02:58 AM.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted, but he's in an awful mood and tells you your dancing is SOO bad he never wants to dance with you again!

    I wish it was Tuesday

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    I wish it was Tuesday
    It is - every day is Tuesday, and you will never have another Saturday. And there's no dancing on Tuesday for 40 miles from you in any direction.

    I wish I'd decided to take the whole day off for the Monday after Storm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious View Post
    It is - every day is Tuesday, and you will never have another Saturday. And there's no dancing on Tuesday for 40 miles from you in any direction.

    I wish I'd decided to take the whole day off for the Monday after Storm
    DAMN! that means my favourite venue has shut down!!!

    You did......but your boss phones you at 4pm on friday and says you HAVE to work that weekend, or it's JCM for you!!

    I wish I could get some new sparkly red flat dance shoes!

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You can ,but your on the way to three weeks walking in the Andies

    Wish it would be sunny all weekend

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Granted, it will be sunny all weekend... but that's the last sun you'll see for a while as the weather's to turn overcast and dreich for the next year. Bye bye summer...

    I wish I could be on holiday, somewhere warm and beautiful and peaceful and relaxing...

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Warm...yep.
    Peaceful....yep.
    Beautiful....yep.
    Relaxing...yep.

    You're camping for two weeks in the middle of the Kalahari desert!! enjoy your stay!

    I wish I could go to sleep, now!

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