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    Evil Genie

    How will the corrupt genie wreck your wish?

    (answer the previous wish then make one of your own)

    Example:

    I wish ice cream was free

    It is, but you're now allergic to ice cream



    I wish it was the weekend

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish it was the weekend
    It is but you've been drafted in for overtime AGAIN!

    I wish my boyfriend was here right now

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    Re: Evil Genie

    He is but he is pissed and snoring on the sofa...

    I wish I was on holiday

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You are. In Afghanistan.

    I wish chocolate wasn't fattening

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    I wish my boyfriend was here right now
    He is, he's all excited about joining the Moonies, and he's passionately telling you to come along to the next gathering ... it'll change your life!

    I wish our office had better air-conditioning.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    OOps. Bit slow. Sorry

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish chocolate wasn't fattening
    It isn't, but it makes all your hair fall out.

    I still wish our office had better air-conditioning.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    It has, but you dont work there now.

    I wish I had a laptop in the garden

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    Re: Evil Genie

    you may be slower but I appear to be slower

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264

    I still wish our office had better air-conditioning.

    It has and it's been moved to Northern Siberia

    I wish I could understand women

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Congratulations on your gender/sex change

    I wish I was more motivated to get on with the b****y filing...

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    Re: Evil Genie

    congratulations you are now Mr Motivator

    I wish my tea was not so hot

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamo
    I wish I had a laptop in the garden
    THUNDERSTORM!!! Congratulations on your new, sodden laptop!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamo
    I wish my tea was not so hot
    You probably wish you hadn't spilt it all on the floor as well...

    I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You're wish is my command - you have now wished for a sexy partner, a house in the Caribbean and loads of dosh, unfortunately you wished for it for your neighbour!

    I wish that I had a secretary / chef who loved to work for no money whatsoever

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You have, unfortunately you have to re-imburse them for their work with sexual favours

    I wish it wasn't so hot

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    Re: Evil Genie

    I am that chef, but I have no work to do so left to cook for one.

    I wish I could concentrate on my job application

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    Re: Evil Genie

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    I wish it wasn't so hot
    Congratulations! You've been transferred to my new Siberian office!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamo
    I wish I could concentrate on my job application
    Bingo! Shame the deadline was yesterday.

    I wish the Evil Genie would be nice to me this time.

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    Re: Evil Genie

    *gives straycat a big sloppy kiss* What a terrible shame that you don't fancy me in the slightest.

    I wish the same for the next person as they grant me...

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    Re: Evil Genie

    You are so lucky, but you get what I wished for myself instead

    I wish my goatie would grow a little darker

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    Re: Evil Genie

    It has - alas! you now have horns to go with it

    I wish that I could go and jump into a swimming pool in my garden right now

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