It is but you've been drafted in for overtime AGAIN!Originally Posted by LMC
I wish my boyfriend was here right now
How will the corrupt genie wreck your wish?
(answer the previous wish then make one of your own)
Example:
I wish ice cream was free
It is, but you're now allergic to ice cream
I wish it was the weekend
It is but you've been drafted in for overtime AGAIN!Originally Posted by LMC
I wish my boyfriend was here right now
He is but he is pissed and snoring on the sofa...
I wish I was on holiday
You are. In Afghanistan.
I wish chocolate wasn't fattening
He is, he's all excited about joining the Moonies, and he's passionately telling you to come along to the next gathering ... it'll change your life!Originally Posted by Piglet
I wish our office had better air-conditioning.
OOps. Bit slow. Sorry
It isn't, but it makes all your hair fall out.Originally Posted by LMC
I still wish our office had better air-conditioning.
It has, but you dont work there now.
I wish I had a laptop in the garden
you may be slower but I appear to be slower
Originally Posted by straycat264
It has and it's been moved to Northern Siberia
I wish I could understand women
Congratulations on your gender/sex change
I wish I was more motivated to get on with the b****y filing...
congratulations you are now Mr Motivator
I wish my tea was not so hot
THUNDERSTORM!!! Congratulations on your new, sodden laptop!Originally Posted by Dynamo
You probably wish you hadn't spilt it all on the floor as well...Originally Posted by Dynamo
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
You're wish is my command - you have now wished for a sexy partner, a house in the Caribbean and loads of dosh, unfortunately you wished for it for your neighbour!
I wish that I had a secretary / chef who loved to work for no money whatsoever
You have, unfortunately you have to re-imburse them for their work with sexual favours
I wish it wasn't so hot
I am that chef, but I have no work to do so left to cook for one.
I wish I could concentrate on my job application
Congratulations! You've been transferred to my new Siberian office!Originally Posted by LMC
Bingo! Shame the deadline was yesterday.Originally Posted by Dynamo
I wish the Evil Genie would be nice to me this time.
*gives straycat a big sloppy kiss* What a terrible shame that you don't fancy me in the slightest.
I wish the same for the next person as they grant me...
You are so lucky, but you get what I wished for myself instead
I wish my goatie would grow a little darker
It has - alas! you now have horns to go with it
I wish that I could go and jump into a swimming pool in my garden right now
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