Secrets you would never tell your parents?

[murphy]

What secret do you have that you could never tell your parents?

Mine was a relationship I had with one of their best friends....

Ooops!

[azande]

Wouldn't know where to start...



but since I wouldn't tell them, I'm certainly not going to post them on a public forum

[straycat]

but since I wouldn't tell them, I'm certainly not going to post them on a public forum

[David Franklin]

What secret do you have that you could never tell your parents?

Mine was a relationship I had with one of their best friends....

Hi Son!

Actually your mother and I knew all about your "little visits" to Dame Fotheringham. It came in handy when I was asking her for a character reference after the unfortunate matter with the missing garden gnomes. She said she worried when she first met you since you seemed to have very little stamina, but she was very impressed by your subsequent improvement. You're a credit to the pair of us, and we're proud of you!

Kind regards,

Your loving father...

[Dreadful Scathe]

its a secret.


hey this thread is going nowhere

[Donna]

Hmmm


This is a hard one.

[murphy]

hey this thread is going nowhere

hey, thanks!

[Donna]

Ok here's one. (gosh I'm always the one to go first? you load of chickens! )


I've never ever told my parents about a pregnancy scare I had three years ago. There!

[azande]

Hmmm


This is a hard one.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that to my parents either.

[Twirly]

but since I wouldn't tell them, I'm certainly not going to post them on a public forum

Yep!

[Beowulf]

I'd never own up to this but

I was the guy who blew up my home town!!!

(ok over exageration..)

Many years ago (I was 11 or 12) I decided to make my own fireworks. By "Make" what I mean is buy lots of fireworks cut them open and pack into a coke can (complete with fins and a nose cone).

I also made my own crude black powder (giving a kid an entire set of encyclopedia brittania is not necessarily a good idea)

Fuse was a length of string dipped in paraffin.. Put tin in breeze block "launch pad" in middle of field overlooking town .. lit fuse and retired.

Didn't as much "launch" more "detonate"

showered bits of breeze block all over the field and left a nice little (but perfectly formed crater)

actually this was pretty silly and had I time machine I would go back and give myself a right hiding !!!

spent the next month panicking every time I heard a police car or saw a police man!

There was some talk about "did you hear that bang last night" the next day but I'm sure people didn't know what was really going on.

[Donna]

I'd never own up to this but

I was the guy who blew up my home town!!!

(ok over exageration..)

Many years ago (I was 11 or 12) I decided to make my own fireworks. By "Make" what I mean is buy lots of fireworks cut them open and pack into a coke can (complete with fins and a nose cone).

I also made my own crude black powder (giving a kid an entire set of encyclopedia brittania is not necessarily a good idea)

Fuse was a length of string dipped in paraffin.. Put tin in breeze block "launch pad" in middle of field overlooking town .. lit fuse and retired.

Didn't as much "launch" more "detonate"

showered bits of breeze block all over the field and left a nice little (but perfectly formed crater)

actually this was pretty silly and had I time machine I would go back and give myself a right hiding !!!

spent the next month panicking every time I heard a police car or saw a police man!

There was some talk about "did you hear that bang last night" the next day but I'm sure people didn't know what was really going on.

You heard it here first!

I think this just might be your true identity after all!

petebig.jpg

Or shall we all call you "The Nerdy Schmuck"

[ducasi]

I never told my parents I got kicked out of violin lessons when I was 9.

[Donna]

I never told my parents I got kicked out of violin lessons when I was 9.

Damn it! You could have been the male version of Vanessa May by now!

[Princess Fi]

I never told my parents I got kicked out of violin lessons when I was 9.

So, did you just take the money for the lessons each week and go to the movies? Nice one!

[ducasi]

So, did you just take the money for the lessons each week and go to the movies? Nice one!

Unfortunately it was at school – so no money changed hands.

[stewart38]

Hmmm


This is a hard one.

Im thinking what could I disclose to the world but not my parents, no sheep got hurt but….

[Beowulf]

You heard it here first!

I think this just might be your true identity after all!

petebig.jpg

Or shall we all call you "The Nerdy Schmuck"

hahaha.. yes. I am that Nerdy Schmuck.. showing my true colours in that pic!

[TiggsTours]

That the very strange sound coming out of my room when I was 17 was my vibrator, that I'd somehow forgotten to switch off!

[stewart38]

That the very strange sound coming out of my room when I was 17 was my vibrator, that I'd somehow forgotten to switch off!

I think you need to elaborate