Involuntary Erection

[horsey_dude]

I was talking to one of the teachers at another franchise when I was visiting and she told me that one of the men in the class experienced the problem mentioned in the title and one of the women announced in a loud voice "I'm not dancing with him, he has a hard on". I thought this was a very cruel and undiplomatic way to deal with this issue.... How would you address this problem? (I was very surprised that he came back)

[TheTramp]

Hmmmm.

I don't think I'd have danced with him either!!

Steve

[Gadget]

:sorry How embarasing!
I can understand the cause, but I would only imagine it would be a problem if he was crude, obnoxious or sleasy:
Advise wearing underwear with a bit of support and baggey trousers (and definetly avoid flat-fronted trousers {so my other half advises})
As to preventing it in the first place - distraction: concentrate on the dance or a specific element that you need to improve on. Don't dance with 'hot' dancers untill you have enough self-control to deal with it.

Curious: would the female that caused such a reaction be embarassed or pleased that they could provoke such a response?

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by horsey_dude
"I'm not dancing with him, he has a hard on".

Do you know what technique did he use to get off the dance floor - 2 obvious options come to mind-

a) Use the pole vault technique, or
b) think of Jim Leighton and thus problem solves itself fairly quickly

[Sandy]

Yep being a man definitely has its ups and downs!

Sandy

[Curtain]

I'm speechless!! Possibly the funniest, unluckiest stories I've heard in ages. One solution does spring to mind, but I've heard the practise causes blindness and wouldn't dare suggest it be implemented pre-dance.

[horsey_dude]

I danced with someone recently who had such bad breath that I could only breath in when she was moving away from me but I didn't say anything.......

[Sandy]

Originally posted by horsey_dude
I danced with someone recently who had such bad breath that I could only breath in when she was moving away from me but I didn't say anything.......

Horsey breath?? Could always offer a wee polo??

[Will]

Originally posted by horsey_dude
I was talking to one of the teachers at another franchise when I was visiting and she told me that one of the men in the class experienced the problem mentioned in the title and one of the women announced in a loud voice "I'm not dancing with him, he has a hard on". I thought this was a very cruel and undiplomatic way to deal with this issue.... How would you address this problem? (I was very surprised that he came back)

Right! :reallymad :reallymad :reallymad

No1. That was my wallet.

No2. That 'Dirty Jezebel', has never liked me. She has been waiting for an opportunity to humiliate me ever since a slight accident occurred with her dress few months ago when she was dancing with me, which I still maintain was not my fault.

No3. I'm not the one called "Horsey_Dude".

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Will

No3. I'm not the one called "Horsey_Dude".

[Dreadful Scathe]

Who was this women who is so obsessed with genitalia that she has too tell everyone ? Name and shame I say

[horsey_dude]

She dances in New Zealand and I don't know her name but my opinion of her went down after hearing that story....

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Who was this women who is so obsessed with genitalia that she has too tell everyone ? Name and shame I say