hehe.. and thats only because we were all singing it in the car home last Tuesday !!Originally Posted by Gadget
"Welll man, what a beat!" "Will you stop that silly beat business and listen: this will take brains, not brawn!" "You'd better beleive it - and I'm loaded with both!"
hehe.. and thats only because we were all singing it in the car home last Tuesday !!Originally Posted by Gadget
"I don't know Karate
But I do know Crazy
And I'm not afraid to use it"
I feel the need - the need for speed
"I feel the need, the need, for expeditious velocity"Originally Posted by Stuart
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
I hate Illinois Nazis!Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
"Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a ca't the only cat,
who knoooows where it's at..."
"... right! that's it! dead broad OFF the table!"
"... I thought they were all balls of flaming gas?"
"Pumba, to you, everything is gas!"
"Move and youir dead!"
"I say I'm dead. And I can move..."
"Ray... What did you choose Ray?"
"I tried not to.. Honest... but it just poped in there"
"Ray..."
"The stay-puff marsh-mallow man"
Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
I think Douglas Adams' estate should sue Disney's writers...Originally Posted by azande
[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.
[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?
[JULES]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?
[VINCENT]
Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
[JULES]
And those are the hash bars?
[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
[JULES]
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm ****in' goin'.
[VINCENT]
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
[JULES]
What?
[VINCENT]
It's the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.
[JULES]
Example ?
[VNCENT]
Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[JULES]
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
[JULES]
What'd they call it?
[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.
[JULES]
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
[VINCENT]
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
[JULES]
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?
[VINCENT]
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
[JULES]
What?
[VINCENT]
Mayonnaise.
[JULES]
Goddamn!
[VINCENT]
I seen 'em do it man, they ****in' drown 'em in it.
[JULES]
Uuccch!
From a movie that I think is a bit underrated, although I think the book "How to be a Superhero" is one of the funniest ever written so maybe I'm biased:
God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.
The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
I forgot my address book. Have you seen it? It's denim... with a kitten on the front... says "hang tough"...
haha love mystery men!
"It's a psychofrakulator. It creates a cloud of radically
fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons which penetrate the synaptic
relays. It's concatenated with a synchronous transport switch that
creates a virtual tributary. It's focused onto a biobolic reflector. It--
It--What happens is that hallucinations become reality, and the brain
is literally fried from within"
and of course
"Frak-you later, Frankenpuss! "
I have something to say - it's better to burn out than to fade away.
'The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name.'
'I know his name.
(hmmm...guess what music I have on at the moment...)
'I would like if I may, to take you on a strange journey...'
'Say, any of you know how to Madison?'
'How do you do? I see you've met my handiman'
"...it's not easy, having a good time..."Originally Posted by mrs_warwick
"you got caught with a flat - well, how 'bout that?"
"Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem all right.I'll get you a satanic mechanic."
"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator...and step up the reactor power three... more.... points!"
and of course
"Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank : Rocky!
(gets faster)
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank : Rocky!
(Gets faster again)
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad; Janet!
Janet; Brad!
Frank: Rocky!"
We got quite a long ay in this movie quotes thread before Rocky turned up - usually it's within 2 posts of the Blues Brothers...Originally Posted by Beowulf1970
Anyway...
This one puts a lump in my throat...almost the last line of the movie.
I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way.... You're coming with me.
(my nomination in the "Sequel that was miles better than the original" category)
Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
and...
A' that fuss err a bit'i tit
Aaarrgggh. I should know this one (but don't) - going to bug me all day if you don't put me out of my misery...Originally Posted by Stuart M
Dude!Originally Posted by Stuart M
What?
Hell sucks!
Should know this one tooOriginally Posted by Stuart M
Maybe it's time for your medication?Originally Posted by straycat264
Dude! I totally possesed my Dad!Originally Posted by straycat264
Bill: Don't fear the Reaper, dude!
(air guitar)
Reaper: I heard that.
Count the elephants....Originally Posted by straycat264
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