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Reply With QuoteWoman customer in the restaurant scene in When Harry met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having"
Oracle: You're cuter than I thought, I can see why she likes you
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright though
and
Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
EDIT: And how could I have forgotten (sorry Lou)
There is no spoon
Woman customer in the restaurant scene in When Harry met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having"
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
I’ll cut his heart out with a spoon
"Either this patient is dead, or my watch has stopped"
"Send two dozen roses to room 404 and write 'Emily I love you' on the back of the bill"
And on a different tack:
"Bond, Jamesh Bond"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
" - No Mr Bond, I expect you to die"
I know the second one is from Robin Hood but where is the first from?Originally Posted by Yliander
He does get some brilliant lines, especially towards the end of movies.
Example 1
"It seems that envy is my sin"
Example 2
"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. "
Unfortunately though, I don't think I'll be able to watch his upcoming Lex Luthor, without expecting Danny de Vito to turn up (work out that reference)
Some Shrek favourites:
"Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy."
"Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends." - "Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest."
"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick! "
"I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate... "
And Pirates of the Caribbean:
"You cheated." - "Pirate!"
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "no." "
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. "
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. "
R-K
You forgot the best bit (IMHO IIRC etc etc) which is
Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash!
Would have posted more of my faves from this film (...it's Viper!) but instead, I'll point to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes and finally get round to re-watching the DVD set.
"I aim to misbehave"
I'll let KatieR or ducasi have the request to Buddha...
Not strictly a quote but such a good film - Bring it On
The Toros Squad: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate the school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / You hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...
you poor deprived child! It's from The Princess Bride of course!I know the second one is from Robin Hood but where is the first from?
I had to C&P this one as I couldn't quite remember exactly. From Mrs Henderson Presents
Lord Cromer: Now what about, forgive me, the foliage?
Laura Henderson: Foliage?
Lord Cromer: You know, beneath the...
Laura Henderson: Beneath what? Try the Brie.
Lord Cromer: Thank you. Beneath the...
Laura Henderson: I had it flown in from France.
Lord Cromer: Excellent. The foliage beneath the...
Laura Henderson: My husband was very fond of it.
Lord Cromer: Of what?
Laura Henderson: This particular cheese.
Lord Cromer: My dear, I'm attempting to address the disagreeable and somewhat sordid topic of the pudendum.
Laura Henderson: What on earth is that?
Lord Cromer: Good heavens, woman!
Laura Henderson: Do have some more wine.
Lord Cromer: The female part.
Laura Henderson: Oh, the pussy!
Lord Cromer: [Gasps]
Laura Henderson: Why didn't you say?
Lord Cromer: I had not expected you, of all people, to use such language.
Laura Henderson: That word was rather popular in the mid-nineteenth century. Not everyone speaks Latin, you know.
Lord Cromer: Then I'd prefer you refer to it as 'the midlands'.
Laura Henderson: Oh, dear you men do get into such a state about 'the midlands', don't you? Well you needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle; the disputed area will be barely visible.
[as Lord Cromer drinks his wine]
Laura Henderson: And anyway, we'll have a barber.
From Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:
Clementine: You never open up to me. You don't communicate
Joel: Constantly talking is not communication
(something like that)
"Nobody puts Beo in the corner" - Dirty Dancing
"Any questions?
Just the one, Coop. Exactly what is it we're fighting against?
Megan, do you wanna run it past the boys?
Lycanthropes.
You what?
That's Beowulfs to you and me.
You're taking the p*ss.
What? It makes perfect sense to me" - Dog Soldiers
"Stick to the road.
Beware of the moors.
Ooops" - An Aberdonian Beowulf in London.
Or perhaps I just misheard these ones
You beat me to it....
My favourite film.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh (maybe its BABY!!!
In a similar vein:
"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later."
"Do you know what your sin is?"
"Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with Wrath. "
And on a different vein - some older favourites...
"Now that's a knife."
"You need to be more... *flexible.*"
"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. "
"This one time, at band camp ..."
sorry for being stupid, but
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Most of my favourites have been mentioned, but I don't think anyone has said
'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'
Russel Crowe
Said it before another thread but for me its
“George a lot people don’t like me but I don’t like them so that makes us even”
From It’s a Wonderful Life (best film ever) , when George was talking to Mr Potter
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