Well I have had more than my fair share this week!
1) Skidded across the dance floor with arms flailing wildly in an attempt to remain upright
2) Man trod on my skirt in a lean and promptly pulled it down...revealing my ass! Twice this has happened to me
The second time he didn't even realise he had done it and was wondering why I hadn't got up.....! I'm there shouting, "ermmm excuse me, EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE STANDING ON MY SKIRT!"
(Still at least the huge bruise on my backside, sustained at Southport, had faded - only took 2 weeks!!....you see - it could have been worse!)
PS I can spell embarrassing but don't seem able to edit the title!
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