Elbow Licking for Beginners

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Stuart M
Wendy, is this one of those "nipple alerts" you kept talking about on Saturday?

Well done Stuart !!!!!! Well worth the wait !!!!


Wxxxxxxx

[Chicklet]

Wendy do I know Stuart?????????

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Wendy do I know Stuart?????????

Probably - the "intelligent" one with the red and white t-shirt ??? Does a fab thing with his arm that even Franck can't do !!

Wx

[CJ]

Sorry, Stuart.

I know you've taken a bit of a shoe-ing today BUT...

there is nothing intelligent about that red and white T-shirt!! (Not my views, please read previous threads on said subject )

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Wendy
Probably - the "intelligent" one with the red and white t-shirt ??? Does a fab thing with his arm that even Franck can't do !!

Wx

Ah the arm thing - ALLES KLAR NOT.

There are lots of them that try and do fab things with their arms. It's just that sometimes then their arms are all out of kilter with the rest of them



"Intelligent" one - actually think I've got it now cos that narrows it down quite a bit. just kidding.

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Chicklet
It's just that sometimes then their arms are all out of kilter with the rest of them

It's the only time his arm isn't out of kilter with the rest of him

"Intelligent"

NB the " "s are cos I could think he was intelligent and someone else might not ..... it's like the good dancer thing totally subjective

Wx

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Sorry, Stuart.

I know you've taken a bit of a shoe-ing today BUT...

there is nothing intelligent about that red and white T-shirt!! (Not my views, please read previous threads on said subject )

Fear not, CJ, the white bit is going that distinctive "chewing gum" shade and it's heading for the discard pile soon.
Once I've found something even less intelligent to replace it with, of course.

Mind you, you've never seen my Skye Batiks shirt, have you?
moohoohahaha...

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Wendy
It's the only time his arm isn't out of kilter with the rest of him

I'm always out of kilter. I very rarely wear one...

Sorry, that line was definitely more Tramp's style than mine

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Stuart M
I'm always out of kilter. I very rarely wear one...

Sorry, that line was definitely more Tramp's style than mine

I liked it.



Damn good point though, did he leave you some lines to hand in cos he knew he wasn't going to be here today?

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Stuart M
I'm always out of kilter. I very rarely wear one...

Sorry, that line was definitely more Tramp's style than mine

Yep. His style must be rubbing off on you ....

Wx

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Damn good point though, did he leave you some lines to hand in cos he knew he wasn't going to be here today?

Maybe it's because I'm now in the same position as he was a while back - stuck at a PC in work with nowt to do.

Anyway, Chicklet, not sure I've ever danced with you. Are you a Monday night person? I tried to pry your identity out of Wendy last night, but she kept it fairly secret. I say "fairly", because she dropped enough hints to eliminate all my previous suspects...

[Chicklet]

wouldn't it be funny if i am actually Graham posting in drag and it's all just a scam between him and Wendy to liven things up a bit???

I've not been on Monday - yet - but it'll happen - I'll be there on Wednesday looking sweet and innocent and sneaking off about 10.07pm to be home in time for David B on the telly.

I think you are one of three and will be listening out before making my final selection.

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
I'll be there on Wednesday looking sweet and innocent

So how will I recognise you??

Originally posted by Chicklet
I think you are one of three and will be listening out before making my final selection.

I think you're getting mixed up with Blind Date.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
So how will I recognise you??

One day I'll wear my t-shirt with my motto on it, that often gets confused looks from men who don't understand it..........

I think you're getting mixed up with Blind Date.

We'll obvioulsy I'll be looking for a little reminder from you our G before I decide!!!!

help - how does one quote in two different bits???

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Chicklet
One day I'll wear my t-shirt with my motto on it, that often gets confused looks from men who don't understand it..........

That wouldn't be the one with "Possibly...." on the front , with "The best FCUK ever" on the back would it ????

Wx

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Wendy
That wouldn't be the one with "Possibly...." on the front , with "The best FCUK ever" on the back would it ????

Wx

nah that's not me you've seen wearing that, it's Blue34 but his is home made cos trading standards stepped in and wouldn't let Frasers sell him one....oh and it's crumpled cos his mum refuses to iron filth like that.


Cx

PS Mine is this "motto" right here

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
One day I'll wear my t-shirt with my motto on it, that often gets confused looks from men who don't understand it..........

I try to avoid reading the motto on girls' t-shirts, after Jayne caught me out with one of hers ("Made you look....made you stare" written in small text in a strategic position)

I assume then that this motto is easily understood by women?

Originally posted by Chicklet
help - how does one quote in two different bits???

Obviously you either found out or Franck took pity on you.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
I try to avoid reading the motto on girls' t-shirts, after Jayne caught me out with one of hers ("Made you look....made you stare" written in small text in a strategic position)


Obviously you either found out or Franck took pity on you.

Franck the hero must have done it for me cos I still can't figure it out.

Girls who don't want their tshirts read shouldn't wear readable tshirts.


Now the other quote bit has disappeared!!!" I assume then that this motto is easily understood by women?"

There might well be a few men out there who have been on the receiving end of this kind of thing also but I would imagine it is easily understood by a fair proportion of women, yes.

Back me up girls?????

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Chicklet
wouldn't it be funny if i am actually Graham posting in drag and it's all just a scam between him and Wendy to liven things up a bit???

Cue mental picture of Graham in Frank N. Furter garb standing beside a Royal Mail pillar box

Originally posted by Chicklet
I've not been on Monday - yet - but it'll happen - I'll be there on Wednesday looking sweet and innocent and sneaking off about 10.07pm to be home in time for David B on the telly.

I don't go on Mondays either - I just suggested this was maybe why I'd never danced with you. However, if you're a Wednesday person then we may well have boogied. Unless this is just more confusion tactics Hmmm...the plot thickens.

Was this a reference to our own Forum David B, by the way?

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Stuart M
Was this a reference to our own Forum David B, by the way?

It could be if our David B is on the telly at 10.30 pm on Wednesdays and is a bit tubby and jewish looking and really really sexy but can't dance.??

So no, I'm sure ours will be a wonderful dancer so the whole thing falls apart there if not on the other things!!