British Summer Time

[Wendy]

or we could get a couple of those patio heaters and a roof and double glazing and just stay here... I mean we've got Curtain now. Won't be long before the others follow ...

Wxxxx

[TheTramp]

Ummm. Depends where you are in Australia Wendy.

Cairns, for example, is tropical, and hence doesn't get cold. And June is the dry month there, where it doesn't rain either.

Sydney does drop down to the low 70's during our summer. So, unfortunately, it's still probably warmer there than it is in Scotland anyhow

Oh, and incidentally, I hear that the new DJ in Aberdeen isn't too bad. Hopefully a few people will stay up there

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Ummm. Depends where you are in Australia Wendy.

Cairns, for example, is tropical, and hence doesn't get cold. And June is the dry month there, where it doesn't rain either.

Sydney does drop down to the low 70's during our summer.

Thanks Steve. needed that info like a kick in the head.... where is Blue34 anyway.....

So, unfortunately, it's still probably warmer there than it is in Scotland anyhow

Wxxx

[TheTramp]

Why did you need that like a kick in the head Wendy??

I mean. For some reason, I've been reading up on all things Australian recently

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Why did you need that like a kick in the head Wendy??

I mean. For some reason, I've been reading up on all things Australian recently

Well I probably need a kick somewhere else to get me off this forum !!!

You aren't going to go to Australia instead of Scotland are you !!!

Wxxx

[TheTramp]

Only on holiday Wendy

I'll be back!!

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Only on holiday ...I'll be back!!

Wx

(Curtain tick, Steve tick, Bill TBA......)

[TheTramp]

Ummm.

Wendy.

Why are you ticking me?

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by TheTramp

Why are you ticking me?

You are coming to Scotland = result, OK, sorted, job done, mission complete....

Wxxx

[TheTramp]

Well.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Well, apart from being better than sex.

Maybe I should shut up now.

Why does Bill only get a TBA then. I thought that he already was in Scotland

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Well, apart from being better than sex.

I think the original quote was BTAKUTA ..... but you might think that meant.....

Maybe I should shut up now.

lol ......As if !!!!!

Why does Bill only get a TBA then. I thought that he already was in Scotland

Yeh, true - but Aberdeen is quite far away (OK not in Aussie terms - before you start quoting me distances from Melbourne to Sydney .... and onto Cairns and back in one day which you would cover if were doing a dance marathon down under with no sleep and staying on the forum at the same time while doing a double trouble with 17 women.....!!!) . That's why Curtain gets a tick cos he WAS in Aberdeen but now he's ours, all ours !!! (sound of cackling and rubbing together of hands while making sure the cauldron doesn't bubble over !!)

Wxxxx

[Wendy]

I can only imagine the delay is due to you actually working out all that stuff !!!

Wxxxxx

[TheTramp]

Nah. The delay was to me going out to get a coke.

Ummm. Should I tell you that I'll be in Aberdeen too. Or possibly Dundee. One of those two places anyhow..... But not Glasgow.

And I can't tell you the distance of Melbourne to Sydney. But I can tell you that Sydney to Cairns is 2000 miles, so it's a little difficult to do in a day, unless you were flying. And I'm not sure that double trouble with 17 women is possible. I did it with 5 last week (started with 3, and a couple more joined in), and with 5 at the party in Marco's (ditto). You can't get many more people round you within arms length. Even if you're as fat as I am

Steve

[Wendy]

Aderdeen or Dundee is a start

hug hug hug

and you better get used to all that - the MAd crew are kissing MAd !!!

Wxxxx

[TheTramp]

I'll do my best to put up with it.

It's a struggle, but someone has to do it...!!

Steve

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Ummm.

Wendy.

Why are you ticking me?

Steve

Would tickLing have been better??????

[TheTramp]

Sorry Chickie, but I'm not ticklish.

You are of course welcome to try at any time though

Steve

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Sorry Chickie, but I'm not ticklish.

You are of course welcome to try at any time though

Steve

shame, but thank you for the offer, all the more generous given that you have no idea what I look like so I could be 42 stone and likely to do damage for all you know

[TheTramp]

I'll take the chance.

It'll take a lot to do me damage. At my last massage, the girl said that I'm built like a tree trunk.

Which is an improvement on the brick sh*t house that my father used to call me....

Steve

[Emma]

Originally posted by TheTramp


And I can't tell you the distance of Melbourne to Sydney.

I trust you are rectifying this even as I type... This is a serious hole in your extensive research!