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    A thread for the dance widow/er.

    After a conversation about husbands that have to put up with us dancing wives. We decided that they should have their own Forum to go to. (Also for Wives of dancing husbands)
    We wondered what threads they would have. Here are some for starters.

    How often do you see your wife/husband?

    How often do you have to let her/him go out to stop her/him getting grumpy?

    Do you give her the cold shoulder when she/he goes out two nights in a row?

    Techniques for ruining her/his night.

    Do the children have to be reminded what she/he looks like?

    Guilt tactics.

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    I went to the North Pole to stop my wife dancing

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    I went to the North Pole to stop my wife dancing
    Came back early cos it didn't work.

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Deep and meeningful conversations when he/she gets in till 4am so he/she is too tired to go out the next day

    Techniques on the silent treatment

    How to give the look when he/she is on the way out the door

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    The guilt-trip phone call late afternoon saying that you've just got to come home because the kids are driving him/her demented and are being locked in the garage for the night!

    "I'm going out. - you went out dancing last night, now I'm going out... and while I'm out, you can clean, tidy, hoover, iron, wash the floor, do the dishes, ...."


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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    A thousand places to hide a single dance shoe

    (for new or potential widow(ers)) How to avoid having moves practiced on you

    A thousand reasons why the living room *wouldn't* look better with a wooden floor

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Dancers prefer their food cooked with Garlic

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Done the married bit and single again but with all this dancing I am slightly worried that I won't even get to contribute to the stock of dance widows as I can't imagine that I will ever find time to hook up with a woman (even if there was one foolish enough to get involved with me!)

    Perhaps we need a thread for dancers who have no chance in life for love as they are completely obsessed with shakin their ass! Clearly I am just an empty shell - or could be that the right woman hasn't come into my life!!! (actually she may have done - time will tell!)

    Kirk x

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyNiceShoes
    Perhaps we need a thread for dancers who have no chance in life for love as they are completely obsessed with shakin their ass! Clearly I am just an empty shell - or could be that the right woman hasn't come into my life!!! (actually she may have done - time will tell!)
    Sounds like me except not the right Man

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Accidental injuries to inflict which will stop your partner dancing for a few weeks.

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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    Chill fellow widowers. When our loved ones ask to go to the likes of Camber and sunny Southport , don't feel bad

    Rejoice and use it as the perfect excuse to sample the finer things in life, like trips to Monticarlo, China and Skiing in Switzerland.. Just think, your making her happy!
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    Re: A thread for the dance widow/er.

    How much to you have to bribe your kids to get sick at 6pm?

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