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    Olives ans feta cheese! (love this, but not on toast, and know someone who does!)

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    can u have tuna on toast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeBee
    Fav 'student' toast topping: cheesy beanos - toast and Heinz (must be Heinz) beans, with grated cheese on top, melted under the grill. Optional extra on this is Worcester sauce.

    Beebs x

    Not bad considering it's a students breakfast. I've heard of worse.. such as, chips, cheese and gravy. God they eat some crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeBee
    Fav 'student' toast topping: cheesy beanos - toast and Heinz (must be Heinz) beans, with grated cheese on top, melted under the grill. Optional extra on this is Worcester sauce.

    Beebs x
    that sounds yummy

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    I like my toast dripping with butter and HP Brown sauce

    And when you eat it, the sauce goes all over you.

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    Re: how many toast toppings are there?

    Quote Originally Posted by linny lou!
    can u have tuna on toast?
    Yup - do a tuna and cheese melt, under the grill - yum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jules205
    I like my toast dripping with butter and HP Brown sauce

    And when you eat it, the sauce goes all over you.
    lol

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    Rub a clove of garlic on your toast and then drizzle with some olive oil.
    Put on some ruccula salad, tomatoes, peppers (the roasted ones with feta cheese in from the jar are great) and parma ham and drizzle more oil if you wish. It makes a great bruschetta.

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    Re: how many toast toppings are there?

    Quote Originally Posted by BeeBee
    Fav 'student' toast topping: cheesy beanos - toast and Heinz (must be Heinz) beans, with grated cheese on top, melted under the grill.


    I've been eating it this way since I was wee, long before studentdom! Yummy and nutritious!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    Yup - do a tuna and cheese melt, under the grill - yum!


    I also like making little pizza toasts: spread the toast with tomato puree, add some chopped mushroom/pepper/tomato/sweetcorn/etc, top with cheese and grill. Quick and easy!

    I'm hungry now, where's the toaster?!

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    Has anyone seen those "Toastabags" things? Mr Darcy & I have conducted a scientific experiment and can report that they actually do what it says on the tin. I made us Bacon, brie, tomato and tomato relish toasted sanies inside 3 minutes which were

    And even better, they can (apparently) go in the dishwasher too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icey
    Has anyone seen those "Toastabags" things? Mr Darcy & I have conducted a scientific experiment and can report that they actually do what it says on the tin. I made us Bacon, brie, tomato and tomato relish toasted sanies inside 3 minutes which were

    And even better, they can (apparently) go in the dishwasher too
    what do they do?

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    Listen, peeps, I just have to get this off my chest: I've a vested interest, after all.

    When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. So, if enough toast-laden felines were used (perish the thought), they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.

    I've been pondering this cat/toast business for a while now (I like a good ponder, me). In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with cream crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats.

    Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet.

    Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t? where p is the probability of carpet impact, s is the "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet.

    Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero.

    t? and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour.

    So it's obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximised if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a p value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet.

    Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of the Deputy Prime Minister visiting accident victims in hospital, and sundry politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research.

    Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet.

    Just thought you might like to know. Hmmm, alright - back up on my fence then......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allez-Cat
    ~lots of stuff about smeared cats~
    I can see a bit of a flaw here... Cats like chicken. They are likely to twist round and eat the chicken masala off their backs, leading to a sudden impact of train onto rapidly squished cat, making not only a dreadful mess of the carpet, but also the train, leading to the very images of 2-Shags, sorry 2-Jags, visiting the hospitals you'retrying to avoid.

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    Surely opposing colours of cat and carpet would be more effective: if the cat is white, then you really want to be using a dark shagpile.

    And if the cat never spends any time on its feet....

    Gratuitous cute picture:
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    Re: how many toast toppings are there?

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Gratuitous cute picture:
    Is that marmalade I see smeared on your cat, or - I hesitate to ask such a direct question - tikka sauce?

    PS: Should we be cross-linking with the "How do you butter your toast in the morning" thread, d'you think?

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    hmm chicken tikka masala on toast..ponder

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    Sweet & sour sauce. I don't like Indian food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Sweet & sour sauce. I don't like Indian food.

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    oooh bacon and brown sauce

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    Re: how many toast toppings are there?

    Well, firstly, the toast has got to be buttered the second it comes outta the toaster.........otherwise its tooooooooooooo late for the butter to melt in
    Not worth havin if u one of those dudes that leave the toast to go hard and cold

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